An Apology

[Johnny]

I want to say I am really sorry for the way I have behaved over the last few days.It's not all been my fault though.There have been some imposters using my name.

It all kicked off last Saturday.It was just the normal stuff in the chatroom and by lunchtime I had received 4 death threats,issued 6 of my own and been called a TROll 3 million times.

Then I started noticing some posts on the message board that had my name on them and which had not been posted by me.

I am referring in particular about the posts yesterday which derided Sir Elton John and Diana Spencer AKA The Queen Of Hearts. I LOVE Elton.He tinkles the ivory like no other and I have a lot to thank Priness Diana for.If it wasn't for her I would never have known land mines were dangerous.

I have seen posts on here attributed to me which make my blood boil.The ones about Morrissey playing Canada are NOT FROM ME!!! I love Canada ! It's my favourite part of America.Where is it anyway ?Is it just outside California ?

As for the anti American stuff this is never from me. The States is my spiritual home and I have recently upped my T.V viewing to 23 hours a day in homage to The Land Of The Brave And Free.

I love Morrissey.He is my life and I just want to celebrate that fact with other like minded fans.

The people who visit here are like family to me.Ruffian is the little sister I never had but always wanted.

I hope this clears things up.I apologise if the imposter offended anyone.

I am going back into chat now to see if I can get myself killed before 5.00p.m.

I HATE YOU ALL !!

 

[William]

> I want to say I am really sorry for the way I have behaved over the last
> few days.It's not all been my fault though.There have been some imposters
> using my name.

> It all kicked off last Saturday.It was just the normal stuff in the
> chatroom and by lunchtime I had received 4 death threats,issued 6 of my
> own and been called a TROll 3 million times.

> Then I started noticing some posts on the message board that had my name
> on them and which had not been posted by me.

> I am referring in particular about the posts yesterday which derided Sir
> Elton John and Diana Spencer AKA The Queen Of Hearts. I LOVE Elton.He
> tinkles the ivory like no other and I have a lot to thank Priness Diana
> for.If it wasn't for her I would never have known land mines were
> dangerous.

> I have seen posts on here attributed to me which make my blood boil.The
> ones about Morrissey playing Canada are NOT FROM ME!!! I love Canada !
> It's my favourite part of America.Where is it anyway ?Is it just outside
> California ?

> As for the anti American stuff this is never from me. The States is my
> spiritual home and I have recently upped my T.V viewing to 23 hours a day
> in homage to The Land Of The Brave And Free.

> I love Morrissey.He is my life and I just want to celebrate that fact with
> other like minded fans.

> The people who visit here are like family to me.Ruffian is the little
> sister I never had but always wanted.

> I hope this clears things up.I apologise if the imposter offended anyone.

> I am going back into chat now to see if I can get myself killed before
> 5.00p.m.

> I HATE YOU ALL !!
Yes ok Andy

 

[Sheila]

> I want to say I am really sorry for the way I have behaved over the last
> few days.It's not all been my fault though.There have been some imposters
> using my name.

> It all kicked off last Saturday.It was just the normal stuff in the
> chatroom and by lunchtime I had received 4 death threats,issued 6 of my
> own and been called a TROll 3 million times.

> Then I started noticing some posts on the message board that had my name
> on them and which had not been posted by me.

> I am referring in particular about the posts yesterday which derided Sir
> Elton John and Diana Spencer AKA The Queen Of Hearts. I LOVE Elton.He
> tinkles the ivory like no other and I have a lot to thank Priness Diana
> for.If it wasn't for her I would never have known land mines were
> dangerous.

> I have seen posts on here attributed to me which make my blood boil.The
> ones about Morrissey playing Canada are NOT FROM ME!!! I love Canada !
> It's my favourite part of America.Where is it anyway ?Is it just outside
> California ?

> As for the anti American stuff this is never from me. The States is my
> spiritual home and I have recently upped my T.V viewing to 23 hours a day
> in homage to The Land Of The Brave And Free.

> I love Morrissey.He is my life and I just want to celebrate that fact with
> other like minded fans.

> The people who visit here are like family to me.Ruffian is the little
> sister I never had but always wanted.

> I hope this clears things up.I apologise if the imposter offended anyone.

> I am going back into chat now to see if I can get myself killed before
> 5.00p.m.

> I HATE YOU ALL !!
You forgot to mention you love Andy Rourke!

 

[Bluenose]

You can't be the real Johnny, you troll. You didn't mention me once!!
*sulking*


> I want to say I am really sorry for the way I have behaved over the last
> few days.It's not all been my fault though.There have been some imposters
> using my name.

> It all kicked off last Saturday.It was just the normal stuff in the
> chatroom and by lunchtime I had received 4 death threats,issued 6 of my
> own and been called a TROll 3 million times.

> Then I started noticing some posts on the message board that had my name
> on them and which had not been posted by me.

> I am referring in particular about the posts yesterday which derided Sir
> Elton John and Diana Spencer AKA The Queen Of Hearts. I LOVE Elton.He
> tinkles the ivory like no other and I have a lot to thank Priness Diana
> for.If it wasn't for her I would never have known land mines were
> dangerous.

> I have seen posts on here attributed to me which make my blood boil.The
> ones about Morrissey playing Canada are NOT FROM ME!!! I love Canada !
> It's my favourite part of America.Where is it anyway ?Is it just outside
> California ?

> As for the anti American stuff this is never from me. The States is my
> spiritual home and I have recently upped my T.V viewing to 23 hours a day
> in homage to The Land Of The Brave And Free.

> I love Morrissey.He is my life and I just want to celebrate that fact with
> other like minded fans.

> The people who visit here are like family to me.Ruffian is the little
> sister I never had but always wanted.

> I hope this clears things up.I apologise if the imposter offended anyone.

> I am going back into chat now to see if I can get myself killed before
> 5.00p.m.

> I HATE YOU ALL !!

 

[Johnny]

> You can't be the real Johnny, you troll. You didn't mention me once!!
> *sulking*

>

Didn't I ? Well I have written you a song. I just have the lyrics at the moment.
It's called," I Killed Bluenose Because She Was A Troll".Here it is.

I hate Bluenose
She has dealt me so many body blows
But even though she is a Brummie
She can still tickle my tummy.

It's a work in progress you understand

 

[William]

Does anyone remember what happened to Anthony Hopkins in the film Magic from 1978 or to the person in the Colditz episode of the seventies who feigned madness so the Germans would repatreate him back to England?...The outcome in both cases was the same! The same could happen here too to people playing various characters!..Or more likely, has already happened!!

 

[Johnny]

> Does anyone remember what happened to Anthony Hopkins in the film Magic
> from 1978 or to the person in the Colditz episode of the seventies who
> feigned madness so the Germans would repatreate him back to England?...The
> outcome in both cases was the same! The same could happen here too to
> people playing various characters!..Or more likely, has already happened!!

Absolutely William.I'm with you 100%.I don't know if I am coming or going at times.I wish there was more people like you on this site.

 

[William]

> Absolutely William.I'm with you 100%.I don't know if I am coming or going
> at times.I wish there was more people like you on this site.
You are a teacher are you not?

 

[Johnny]

> You are a teacher are you not?

No I'm not.I am a failure in everything I do.Teachers are very bright and teach very useful things which help children in later life.
Things such as Pythagoras Theorem have proved invaluable to me over the years.

 

[Bluenose]

> Didn't I ? Well I have written you a song. I just have the lyrics at the
> moment.
> It's called," I Killed Bluenose Because She Was A Troll".Here it
> is.

> I hate Bluenose
> She has dealt me so many body blows
> But even though she is a Brummie
> She can still tickle my tummy.

> It's a work in progress you understand

Heh heh. What can I say?

Johnny is a trolley
And stalks girls called Polly
He ain't no disco dolly
He dances like a wally

I'm phoning my agent before any of you lot plagiarise my lyrical masterpiece!

 

[Johnny]

> Heh heh. What can I say?

> Johnny is a trolley
> And stalks girls called Polly
> He ain't no disco dolly
> He dances like a wally

> I'm phoning my agent before any of you lot plagiarise my lyrical
> masterpiece!

I have stalked Polly Harvey for the last 15 years so that's partially true

 

[Bluenose]

> I have stalked Polly Harvey for the last 15 years so that's partially true
>

I didn't just make those lines up, you know J!

 

[Ruffian]

> The people who visit here are like family to me.Ruffian is the little
> sister I never had but always wanted.

Sister? Oh yeah, A boy named Sue.. Climb upon my knee sonny jimmmmmm..

And Johnny, you'll always be that long lost Scottish Uncle who was generous with his money and who always offers to buy drinks ALL night long.. before being struck down with gout!

Ruffian

 

[William]

> No I'm not.I am a failure in everything I do.Teachers are very bright and
> teach very useful things which help children in later life.
> Things such as Pythagoras Theorem have proved invaluable to me over the
> years.
Lol...