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Here's this link Pat to the 100 Best Scottish albums. Quite amusing.

http://www.news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=1021

The locals in Edinbirgh are on the warpath with MTV. They are hosting their awards in the City tomorrow nioght and it's a money spinner for the local hoteliers etc.

The Council have decided that to help the "stars" get to and from the venue in Leith they will close the City Centre to traffic for 12 HOURS !!

It will mean huge delays for people getting to and from work and the shops will lose a fortune as no one can get to them as no transport is available.

There is a huge outcry. You know what people are like in Scotland.The more famous you are the more they will completely ignore you

Mind you...if I see Kylie struggling to get to get home after the event she can crash on my couch for a few hours. It's the least I can do.
 
Pfff!
'You Can't Hide Your Love Forever' is at number 60!?!?!?!?

I thought that would have been in the Top 20.

I'm disgusted.

> Here's this link Pat to the 100 Best Scottish albums. Quite amusing.

> http://www.news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=1021 The locals in Edinbirgh
> are on the warpath with MTV. They are hosting their awards in the City
> tomorrow nioght and it's a money spinner for the local hoteliers etc.

> The Council have decided that to help the "stars" get to and
> from the venue in Leith they will close the City Centre to traffic for 12
> HOURS !!

> It will mean huge delays for people getting to and from work and the shops
> will lose a fortune as no one can get to them as no transport is
> available.

> There is a huge outcry. You know what people are like in Scotland.The more
> famous you are the more they will completely ignore you

> Mind you...if I see Kylie struggling to get to get home after the event
> she can crash on my couch for a few hours. It's the least I can do.
 
> Pfff!
> 'You Can't Hide Your Love Forever' is at number 60!?!?!?!?

> I thought that would have been in the Top 20.

> I'm disgusted.

Tell it to someone that cares Bluenose.You haven't got a Scoobie about music.

You probably have that Nazareth album
 
> Tell it to someone that cares Bluenose.You haven't got a Scoobie about
> music.

> You probably have that Nazareth album

Interesting list. I didn't realise some of acts would be SCottish.. lloyd cole for example.. and the Waterboys..

Good to see the Rezillo's in there!

Ruffian

PS, Nazareth's 'My white Bicycle' is probably a national anthem of sorts in hard rock central, Birmingham..
 
Cheers, J.
I'll have a closer look at that list later. I'm just skimming through before I go for grub and then the Celtic game on the telly.

I wouldn't let Kylie stay at my place, though. You know what they're like.
"Ooooh, just for one night."

Months later, you still haven't got rid of them.

> Here's this link Pat to the 100 Best Scottish albums. Quite amusing.

> http://www.news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=1021 The locals in Edinbirgh
> are on the warpath with MTV. They are hosting their awards in the City
> tomorrow nioght and it's a money spinner for the local hoteliers etc.

> The Council have decided that to help the "stars" get to and
> from the venue in Leith they will close the City Centre to traffic for 12
> HOURS !!

> It will mean huge delays for people getting to and from work and the shops
> will lose a fortune as no one can get to them as no transport is
> available.

> There is a huge outcry. You know what people are like in Scotland.The more
> famous you are the more they will completely ignore you

> Mind you...if I see Kylie struggling to get to get home after the event
> she can crash on my couch for a few hours. It's the least I can do.
 
> I wouldn't let Kylie stay at my place, though. You know what they're like.
> "Ooooh, just for one night."
> Months later, you still haven't got rid of them.

...Bit like Herpes.
 
> ...Bit like Herpes.

I think 'crabs' would have made a better joke there, Ruff.

If I'd been your influential punk big brother your patter would be better too.

See ye later ya numpty.
 

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