I wonder what that interview was like
Policeman: Mozzer, did you write this song about Margaret?
Mozzer: Yes. Well, Stephen helped with the music, but yes, essentially it was me
Policeman: Right, that's what the instruction booklet that came with the record says, too. Just wanted to make sure our facts were straight
Policeman #2: Any chance you could autograph my copy of Viva Hate, Mozzer?
Mozzer: I don't see why no...HEY! IS THAT f***ING HOLSTER MADE OUT OF LEATHER??!!