That Queen's Jubilee crap concert thing

[Mimi]

WHAT WAS THAT???????

(I'm saying WAS although it's still on but I can't be bothered to watch the rest and I'm off to bed.....)

In comparison, it made the match England/Sweden from Saturday look like a battle of the titans......

I never thought the day would come that I'd consider Ozzy Osbourne the highlight of a multi-star concert.....but he was. Everyone else was downright pathetic and made a complete fool of themselves. Infact I'm sure the Queen herself aged by 20 years of embarrassment right there and then.

I admit I used to have a soft spot for Queen. (Not THE Queen, the band Queen...) That was until tonight. How many more Freddie Mercury tributes can you do?? Let the man rest in peace for God's sake!

What a bloody laugh.....

......

I would have LOVED to see Morrissey there... Imagine him smashing a bottle on Tom Jones' head, then stabbing Cliff Richard with his own guitar and finally setting fire to S Club 7's clothes. Just before tearing the stage down and beheading the Queen with a rusty spanner.

It's good to have dreams......

 

[MUM]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

> I would have LOVED to see Morrissey there... Imagine him smashing a bottle
> on Tom Jones' head, then stabbing Cliff Richard with his own guitar and
> finally setting fire to S Club 7's clothes. Just before tearing the stage
> down and beheading the Queen with a rusty spanner.

An obsession with violence? tsk tsk

I'm looking forward to hearing Brian May play anything!

 

[no sure]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

i'm sure moz liked to be invited !! all the showbiz was here and he love that!!!!

but like for another time, he loose a good occasion, he open for an obscure mexican band and he 's not at the right place for sign a contract hahahahahah

Moz the Queen is not Dead but you you are!

 

[Queen 1- Moz 0]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

i'm sure moz liked to be invited !! all the showbiz was here and he love that!!!!

but like for another time, he loose a good occasion, he open for an obscure mexican band and he 's not at the right place for sign a contract hahahahahah

Moz the Queen is not Dead but you you are!

 

[Ruffian]

> I would have LOVED to see Morrissey there... Imagine him smashing a bottle
> on Tom Jones' head, then stabbing Cliff Richard with his own guitar and
> finally setting fire to S Club 7's clothes. Just before tearing the stage
> down and beheading the Queen with a rusty spanner.

...and then the cacaphonic drum intor to the Queen IS Dead..

 

[Grim]

Re: The Thames Jubilee Boat trip

I know Billy Connolly had sold out but bloody Lenny Henry & then to top it all Ben Elton, the Young Ones are turning in their graves. I only watched it because the papers said will young was going to sing C'mon baby light my fire to the queen.
Ruff, have you heard of the Sus-Sex Pistols doing a re-run of the Thames boat trip to mark the silver jubilee of said event?
Grim O'Republican

 

[flamingkitties]

that was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life, like the way ozzy took over v quickly and dame enda knew her place over that Theakston bloke he he, hilarious....


Morrissey Uk

 

[greasetea]

Malmu, you honestly have mistaken The Queen's Jubilee with something worthy of such a name...actually have you ever been to anything called a "jubilee" and it's turned out good?

Fiddledin't think so...so I'ze tell you what, you forgot to imagine Morrissey ramming a black dildo up Ricky Martin's ass making him spit up blood while Moz is singing, "La Vida Loca" and Rammstein making a guest appearance gang raping The Queen and Prince Charles and his stupid kiddles.

Gang rape and Rammstein rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Queen id Dead]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

> An obsession with violence? tsk tsk

> I'm looking forward to hearing Brian May play anything!

Me too

 

[The Queen is Dead]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

> i'm sure moz liked to be invited !! all the showbiz was here and he love
> that!!!!

> but like for another time, he loose a good occasion, he open for an
> obscure mexican band and he 's not at the right place for sign a contract
> hahahahahah

> Moz the Queen is not Dead but you you are!

Moz would be there if someone had invited. He's opening for an obscure band because they invited him. He's just sweet

 

[Mimi]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

> An obsession with violence? tsk tsk

Na not me, him!

> I'm looking forward to hearing Brian May play anything!

Funnily enough, I agree with that....his guitar playing was one of the few half-highlights. Crystal clear and right on the spot like back in the good old days. Very nice.

 

[Mimi]

> Malmu, you honestly have mistaken The Queen's Jubilee with something
> worthy of such a name...actually have you ever been to anything called a
> "jubilee" and it's turned out good?

I didn't actually go, I just watched it on tv.... I hope everyone who had to be there had enough alcohol on them to make it halfway bearable.

> Fiddledin't think so...so I'ze tell you what, you forgot to imagine
> Morrissey ramming a black dildo up Ricky Martin's ass making him spit up
> blood while Moz is singing, "La Vida Loca" and Rammstein making
> a guest appearance gang raping The Queen and Prince Charles and his stupid
> kiddles.

Eewww.....

> Gang rape and Rammstein rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hm, if you say so...?!

 

[Queen 1- Moz 0]

Re: The Queen's Jubilee Concert

he have no choice you mean

 

[Sherman-McCoy]

There are some bad people on the Left

You are completely correct. Ben Elton is the biggest turncoat since Judas.
All through the 80's he would bang on about Mrs Thatch, political correctness, and idealistic left-wing policies.

And now what? He writes musicals with Andrew Lloyd Weber, he works with the Sun City boys Queen, and now he's co-hosting a Jubilee concert!!!
Sit down man, you're a f***ing disgrace.
Left-wing? Left-bollock more like.

Oh, and why are so many Morrissey fans watching programmes on the Jubilee?

 

[elsberry]

hun, you need another job, you've got too much time on your hands. )

elsberry
*trying to annoy my neighbour so she'll leave and there's gonna be a free flat....*




www.mortenabel.com

 

[Mimi]

> hun, you need another job, you've got too much time on your hands. )

You're right! I should look for something to keep me busy in night shifts aswell.....

> elsberry
> *trying to annoy my neighbour so she'll leave and there's gonna be a free
> flat....*

Grrreat idea! At least we share the same taste in music, so we could tune up our stereos simultaneosly and entertain the rest of the house..... =)

 

[Billy Budd]

Re: There are some bad people on the Left

Well said mate, I had immense respect for Ben Elton in the 80s, nowadays forget it. As for the Golden Jubilee I've felt like spewing up from a high building over the lot of them, bloddy hipocrites.

> You are completely correct. Ben Elton is the biggest turncoat since Judas.
> All through the 80's he would bang on about Mrs Thatch, political
> correctness, and idealistic left-wing policies.

> And now what? He writes musicals with Andrew Lloyd Weber, he works with
> the Sun City boys Queen, and now he's co-hosting a Jubilee concert!!!
> Sit down man, you're a f***ing disgrace.
> Left-wing? Left-bollock more like.

> Oh, and why are so many Morrissey fans watching programmes on the Jubilee?