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"If Morrissey had a wife, who would she be?"

- "Madonna, Victoria Beckham, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter"
- "Germaine Greer"
- "KD Lang"
- "Justin Timberlake"
- "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"

I say we take the board by storm as a group and post such informative topics as:

"How many pubic hairs are on Morrissey's scrotum?"
"Morrissey's sleeping habits: on his side, stomach, or back?"
"The aroma of Morrissey's farts: Discuss."

 

[Liz]

> "If Morrissey had a wife, who would she be?"

> - "Madonna, Victoria Beckham, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter"
> - "Germaine Greer"
> - "KD Lang"
> - "Justin Timberlake"
> - "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"

> I say we take the board by storm as a group and post such informative
> topics as:

> "How many pubic hairs are on Morrissey's scrotum?"

no accurate count until we can determine if it's receding in a pattern similar to the hair on his head

> "Morrissey's sleeping habits: on his side, stomach, or back?"

i imagine he sleeps curled up in a little ball

> "The aroma of Morrissey's farts: Discuss."

Gucci aftershave

 

[Bored At Unemployment]

> no accurate count until we can determine if it's receding in a pattern
> similar to the hair on his head

Oh my God that's hilarious. They could pull out their high-school textbooks and math it out. "If the rate of hair loss on Morrissey's scrotum is directly proportional to the rate of hair loss on his scalp, and the amount of hair loss on his scalp is inversely proportional to the interest rate owing on Mike Joyce's court settlement..."