Woo hoo you go girl, Miss Ohio!

[Bertie]

The Miss USA pageant is on.

Live from Baltimore, Maryland!

Make some microwave popcorn and pour yourself a cold pop.

It's gone be sooooo exciting!

Lmao!

 

[Bertie]

What a big girl!

Holy cow, the reigning Miss USA is an Amazon. She is at least five inches taller than the boyish, Oompa Loompa host.

 

[Bertie]

Oh my favorite part...

The swimsuit parade.

Wow, bikinis?!

What happened to the one piece?

I wonder how many contestants have implants?!

I bet most of them have to just to stay competitive. Looks like Kentucky and Mississippi do for sure. Though, I hear they do magical things with tape. So who knows.

 

[Bertie]

Damn, Ohio is out of the race.

Oh, I want that $200,000.00 Mikimoto pearl crown.

Why can't I be Miss USA?

 

[Codreanu]

Re: Oh my favorite part...

> I wonder how many contestants have implants?!

> I bet most of them have to just to stay competitive. Looks like Kentucky
> and Mississippi do for sure. Though, I hear they do magical things with
> tape. So who knows.

I remember a report from a couple(?) of years ago which insinuated that ALL of that years contestants had, erm, modifications.

 

[Bertie]

Re: Oh my favorite part...

> I remember a report from a couple(?) of years ago which insinuated that
> ALL of that years contestants had, erm, modifications.

Yes, I believe it. It looks like they all have their teeth bleached or veneers as well.

 

[Bertie]

North Carolina takes the crown!

It must be her southern charm as well as her grace and beauty, lol.