Youre so vain,you probably think this post is about you.

[Boy Racer]

 

[Mr. Smith]

hahahahaha!! Legend! good man boy racer (p.s, I love that song)

 

[Boy Racer]

> hahahahaha!! Legend! good man boy racer (p.s, I love that song)
No probs,sir me young lad.I noticed you all were ignoring the poor friendless fatherless person so I thought I would lighten its day before my jetlag kicks in.I didnt address that person by name but as I have said befire if the glove fits!

 

[freeyourself]

> No probs,sir me young lad.I noticed you all were ignoring the poor
> friendless fatherless person so I thought I would lighten its day before
> my jetlag kicks in.I didnt address that person by name but as I have said
> befire if the glove fits!

I know of a good remedy for jetlag.

Kill yourself.

 

[Mr. Smith]

> No probs,sir me young lad.I noticed you all were ignoring the poor
> friendless fatherless person so I thought I would lighten its day before
> my jetlag kicks in.I didnt address that person by name but as I have said
> befire if the glove fits!

True..wanna hear an impression (and no its not me ma, me da or any of my alive or dead relatives etc..)

"AAAAAAH f*** ALL OF YOU!!!! I'M SOOO ANGRY, BASTARDS..f***IN SCREWDRIVER IN YIR HEAD. I HAVE NO FRIENDS..WAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE THE f*** IS MY BIG f***IN STUPID DICTIONARY!! AH I HOPE YOU ALL DIE, I DON'T CARE WHO IGNORES ME..I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT SO MUCH I'LL STILL POST A SHITLOAD OF THE NM'S I HATE SO MUCH!!! baaaasssstaaaaaaardddsss!"

-Heres a clue...this might get a reply from that certain you know who..

 

[freeyourself]

> True..wanna hear an impression (and no its not me ma, me da or any of my
> alive or dead relatives etc..)

> "AAAAAAH f*** ALL OF YOU!!!! I'M SOOO ANGRY, BASTARDS..f***IN
> SCREWDRIVER IN YIR HEAD. I HAVE NO FRIENDS..WAAAAAAAAAA
> WHERE THE f*** IS MY BIG f***IN STUPID DICTIONARY!! AH I HOPE YOU ALL DIE,
> I DON'T CARE WHO IGNORES ME..I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT SO MUCH I'LL STILL
> POST A SHITLOAD OF THE NM'S I HATE SO MUCH!!!
> baaaasssstaaaaaaardddsss!"

> -Heres a clue...this might get a reply from that certain you know who..

Oh dear. Are you Scottish, as well as being you?

How unfortunate.

Never mind, thanks for contributing.

 

[sheelagh]

Mr. Smith, you've done it now...think you'll be needing these to defend yourself




http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=30917&item=7926911678&rd=1

 

[Mr. Smith]

> Mr. Smith, you've done it now...think you'll be needing these to defend
> yourself

Check mate me thinks.
By the way...I'm Scottish!! I'm a little closer to findin out who me real Da is now!

 

[Mr Smiths mummy]

> Check mate me thinks.
> By the way...I'm Scottish!! I'm a little closer to findin out who me real
> Da is now!
Oh cripes,looks like I'm going to have to tell you about your half brother any day now.Think you might already be acquainted though.He's fond of dictionaries too.