It's been awhile since any Cover Me Badd acts (Blasphemous Guitars, Fauxasis, etc) stepped into Morrisseyland. But this weekend in San Diego, the elderly Geezer played with a rock & roll outfit called The Sweet & Tender Hooligans. Besides doing most of our set in bad Spanish, we offered up a little homage to the man behind the music. It was a tad loud (Morrissey's not the only one who sports a hearing aid for fashion) so we've included the lyrics below. We hope you enjoy....or cry blasphemy. Now, GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!! (.com)
I can't stand it, I'm outta here, I quit
I'ma set it straight, like Viva Hate.
I can't stand Morrissey's bitchin up in here
I can't believe it lasted for four years.
Suedehead you can kiss goodbye
the boy with the f***ing thorn in his side,
The King of the Rickenbacker Guitar
I'm tellin' y'all It's Johnny Marr
So, so, so, so I jangle sweet then I rock it supersonic.
Take the guy from New Order and I make Electronic.
Pretenders, Talking Heads, Modest Mouse, what do you know?
It's kinda fun bein a guitar ho, Ya know!
'Cause what you see you might not get.
Sweet & Tender Hooligans try to rock my shit?
Please. Who the hell do you think you are?
I'm tell you now it's Johnny Marr!
I can't stand it, I know you planned it.
I'ma set it straight, like Viva Hate.
Feelin California so I fly to Coachella,
rock "A Town Called Malice" with my boy Paul Weller.
You wanna know what this smile on my face is?
Bitch, who you think invented Oasis
and gave Noel Gallagher his first good guitar!?
I'll give you a hint: it's Johnny Marr!
Oh, lord. There's MORE!? Please make the aged self-promotion stop.
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