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Hibernianbilly
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A fan on Morrissey-solo.com has claimed today that Morrisseys cat has been attacked in a violent incident outside the singers home. The fan, wearing an anorak and thick spectacles, said that the other cat wore a sombrero type hat and was eating a type of food called 'taco'. This has lead the fan to believe that the feline assailant is of Mexican origin. The fan went on to say that he witnessed the entire incident through his hi-powered telescopic camera that he trains on morrisseys house nightly. He further claimed that the criminal cat left in a vehicle with other sombrero wearing felines in a car. He believes that they are a criminal gang, known in the USA as 'gang-bangers'. The fan refutes allegations that he has a personality disorder, unrequited love for Morrissey and a dislike of non-whites.
