Attack on Morrissey's Car!!!

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Strangeways

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Hello,

I went to visit Morrissey the other day, and I haven't seen him in about a year.
He wasn't home but I spoke to his gardener, and he said that Morrissey was in a hurry one day about 2 months ago, and couldn't sign for some fans and they got pissed off and kicked dents in his car.

He said that since then Morrissey calls the cops when he sees people stalking him outside his home. His gardener said that when Morrissey is home there is also an armed body guard. The gardener was very nice, but he said for my own good I shouldn't come back, he said just 2 weeks ago Morrissey has someone arrested.

I for one will respect Morrissey's wishes
but I do feel sad that the party has been spoiled for everyone
Morrissey is so sweet and generous with his time
it makes me mad that he now has to live in fear

Whoever attacked Morrissey's car should be taken out and beaten.
I guess that's the price you pay for fame...

-Emi
 
> Hello,

> I went to visit Morrissey the other day, and I haven't seen him in about a
> year.
> He wasn't home but I spoke to his gardener, and he said that Morrissey was
> in a hurry one day about 2 months ago, and couldn't sign for some fans and
> they got pissed off and kicked dents in his car.

> He said that since then Morrissey calls the cops when he sees people
> stalking him outside his home. His gardener said that when Morrissey is
> home there is also an armed body guard. The gardener was very nice, but he
> said for my own good I shouldn't come back, he said just 2 weeks ago
> Morrissey has someone arrested.

> I for one will respect Morrissey's wishes
> but I do feel sad that the party has been spoiled for everyone
> Morrissey is so sweet and generous with his time
> it makes me mad that he now has to live in fear

> Whoever attacked Morrissey's car should be taken out and beaten.
> I guess that's the price you pay for fame...

> -Emi
When you court Mexicans for fans you have to expect such behaviour. I must ask, was it the new jag they vandalized or the beamer?
 
He didn't say...

> When you court Mexicans for fans you have to expect such behaviour. I must
> ask, was it the new jag they vandalized or the beamer?
 
> When you court Mexicans for fans you have to expect such behaviour. I must
> ask, was it the new jag they vandalized or the beamer?

My guess is that an original fan would have just cried or something, and not resort to vandalism...

However, I think it's lame to have your fans arrested, mexican or otherwise...

LWF
 
if anyone believes this story,i have some stock options in worldcomm for you all to buy. he probably said that because morrissey can't stand you,but can you blame him?? you act as if he's your pal? if you were,he wouldn't have you arrested. Some people piss mke off. i was just at his house last week(while i was taking my tour of local Yoshinoya stores),and he didnt do anything to me and i was outside of his house for a good 20 minutes or so. I had a bowl of yoshinoya in my hands and a sign that read"c'mon out morrissey and share some soup of champions with me" to which morrissey humbly obliged and shouted back" mmmmm Yoshinoya,my favorite. Good call Mr.Proper,you're one cool motha fuggha!" to which I replied" I know dat" so me and the moz hung and ate yoshinoya. he told me someone hit his car when he was out one day. good try though.
 
> Hello,

> I went to visit Morrissey the other day, and I haven't seen him in about a
> year.
> He wasn't home but I spoke to his gardener, and he said that Morrissey was
> in a hurry one day about 2 months ago, and couldn't sign for some fans and
> they got pissed off and kicked dents in his car.

> He said that since then Morrissey calls the cops when he sees people
> stalking him outside his home. His gardener said that when Morrissey is
> home there is also an armed body guard. The gardener was very nice, but he
> said for my own good I shouldn't come back, he said just 2 weeks ago
> Morrissey has someone arrested.

> I for one will respect Morrissey's wishes
> but I do feel sad that the party has been spoiled for everyone
> Morrissey is so sweet and generous with his time
> it makes me mad that he now has to live in fear

> Whoever attacked Morrissey's car should be taken out and beaten.
> I guess that's the price you pay for fame...

and its really sad because he was way too generous despite the creeps and the weirdos. if you think about it, if you're at home and you look out the window and see some random stranger sitting in your yard, you have no idea what they are after. and even if he didn't want to talk to them, do you think its easy to just ignore it? he's been pretty brave as it was.

and if its true that his tour manager has quit causing him to postpone the tour, this really hasn't been his year at all.
 
If you are not a personal friend of Morrissey, why were you visiting him ? Everyone knows America is full of looneys, so Moz should have armed guards and SHOULD keep strangers away from his house.

> Hello,

> I went to visit Morrissey the other day, and I haven't seen him in about a
> year.
> He wasn't home but I spoke to his gardener, and he said that Morrissey was
> in a hurry one day about 2 months ago, and couldn't sign for some fans and
> they got pissed off and kicked dents in his car.

> He said that since then Morrissey calls the cops when he sees people
> stalking him outside his home. His gardener said that when Morrissey is
> home there is also an armed body guard. The gardener was very nice, but he
> said for my own good I shouldn't come back, he said just 2 weeks ago
> Morrissey has someone arrested.

> I for one will respect Morrissey's wishes
> but I do feel sad that the party has been spoiled for everyone
> Morrissey is so sweet and generous with his time
> it makes me mad that he now has to live in fear

> Whoever attacked Morrissey's car should be taken out and beaten.
> I guess that's the price you pay for fame...

> -Emi
 
What happens when you court racists for fans ? people like you !

> When you court Mexicans for fans you have to expect such behaviour. I must
> ask, was it the new jag they vandalized or the beamer?
 
> if anyone believes this story,i have some stock options in worldcomm for
> you all to buy.

The story is 100% true, why would I lie about something like that?

-Emi
 
Re: Fish Stock

> me" to which morrissey humbly obliged and shouted back" mmmmm
> Yoshinoya,my favorite. Good call Mr.Proper,you're one cool motha
> fuggha!" to which I replied" I know dat" so me and the moz
> hung and ate yoshinoya. he told me someone hit his car when he was out one
> day.

Why would morrissey ever eat soup from Yoshinoya? All their soups have a fish stock as a base, morrissey does not eat any animal products...

LWF
 
Re: It was an exboyfriend

No the gardener said it was a fan, I guess morrissey was in a hurry and couldn't stop to sign for the fan in question, and fan came back later and kicked dents in his car.

So sad!

-Emi
 
Re: It was an exboyfriend

> you fools!
It was probably Jake, or one of his subversive friends.
 
Quit it

> It was probably Jake, or one of his subversive friends.

Yes, yes. You are ALL right. It was a one-time fan, who then turned into a boyfriend, who then returned about 5 *YEARS* after he had been left behind just to kick some dents into Morrissey's vehicle. Even though said Jake has moved on to other situations, I am sure. He flew all the way from the UK just to come, in fact, and do the dirty little deed.

Would you just stop with this?

Observer, see why I stopped coming to this site? The juvenile slinging that goes on to no avail.
 
> He said that since then Morrissey calls the cops when he sees people
> stalking him outside his home. His gardener said that when Morrissey is
> home there is also an armed body guard. The gardener was very nice, but he
> said for my own good I shouldn't come back, he said just 2 weeks ago
> Morrissey has someone arrested.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What a crock of shit!!!
If Moz had people arressted..then your ass would be the first to go.. because if thats a order from Moz.. then all his employees would carry out his order..or their ass would be looking for a job elsewhere.
Morrisseys car wasnt just dented up you sack of shit... those dents have been there since he got the car, the car was mint for like a f***ing week before he got his first dent.... they just didnt happen.
If you noticed his BMW... was the same way. Moz is just a krazy driver and no reguards for shit, when he is driving.
As for the other cracker who was talking shit about having mexicans for fans.. shut the f*** up asshole... how do you KNOW it wasnt a whitie who did it?
Just because we out number other ethnic groups doesnt mean..we are to blame for everything that happens badd to Moz at his house..or property.

Im tired of f***ing people posting un true bullshit about Mexicans or hispanics that arent true.
Your story is full of shit.. next time you talk to his garderner or his trashman . or his ass wiper..., make sure pay this time for their "story", because they told me YOU are CHEAP... 5 dollar hoe.

f***ing Pricks, who talk shit.. you can all kiss an ass..and I dont give a rats ass what you say about my comment.. its the TRUTH!!!

BROWN AND PROUD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
Now he have a good reason for make a tour without cancellation LOL!!!!! Moz, sing for a new car paint
 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Mozluv, you are great at displaying your ignorance. You are upset at racial remarks made, but in turn you use the phrase "cracker". You silly little girl. I also find it rather ammusing that you close by saying "Brown and Proud". I have always found it quite funny when people claim to be proud of their race. Race is something that one has no control over. Therefore, people with any intelligence are normally "proud" of accomplishments or other things in which one has worked for, and not been born with. It looks as though you have a lot to learn.

Angry people like you dear are a terrible representation of what Morrissey fans stand for.
 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> What a crock of shit!!!
> If Moz had people arressted..then your ass would be the first to go..
> because if thats a order from Moz.. then all his employees would carry out
> his order..or their ass would be looking for a job elsewhere.
> Morrisseys car wasnt just dented up you sack of shit... those dents have
> been there since he got the car, the car was mint for like a f***ing week
> before he got his first dent.... they just didnt happen.
> If you noticed his BMW... was the same way. Moz is just a krazy driver and
> no reguards for shit, when he is driving.
> As for the other cracker who was talking shit about having mexicans for
> fans.. shut the f*** up asshole... how do you KNOW it wasnt a whitie who
> did it?
> Just because we out number other ethnic groups doesnt mean..we are to
> blame for everything that happens badd to Moz at his house..or property.

> Im tired of f***ing people posting un true bullshit about Mexicans or
> hispanics that arent true.
> Your story is full of shit.. next time you talk to his garderner or his
> trashman . or his ass wiper..., make sure pay this time for their
> "story", because they told me YOU are CHEAP... 5 dollar hoe.

> f***ing Pricks, who talk shit.. you can all kiss an ass..and I dont give a
> rats ass what you say about my comment.. its the TRUTH!!!

> BROWN AND PROUD
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As emotional as this is, I say good for you!

Now as far as the dents go, all I can say is he parks in rather tight quarters as well. It literally is quite the 100 point turn around if it is a saturday night.

Just another post to back up my earlier stated "cause-and-effect" experiments!

Though, Eli, I doubt that is what you meant to do. But that is what it has turned into.
 
Re: Attack on Morrissey's Car!!! mozluv

> Just because we out number other ethnic groups ?
Mozluv you have got a potty mouth, Why in the world do you think your race out numbers others? Do you and all your gang banging friends listen to "Hairdresser on Fire" to get all pumped up to go do the nightly drive by? "brown and proud"
that is a joke..
do get to sun burnt in the peach orchid tomorrow..
 
Amille's dumb opinions

> Dear Mozluv, you are great at displaying your ignorance.

As I'll attempt to show, you outdid him/her completely.

>You are upset at
> racial remarks made, but in turn you use the phrase "cracker".

According to that rationale, the oppressed may never fight back. Nobody should be racist or prejudiced , but you do have the right to fight fire with fire. Why is it that certain supposedly impartial observers expect non-whites to be perpetually tolerant and forgiving? Didn't you people learn anything with the Rodney King episode? Where were you, Amille, when the "last" (ha) "white" (haha) "fan" (hahahaha) was busy trying to insult Morrissey's hispanic audience? Why do you keep silent about Strangeways' Jaguar dent lie?

> You silly little girl. I also find it rather ammusing that you close by
> saying "Brown and Proud". I have always found it quite funny
> when people claim to be proud of their race.

Again, why didn't you tell LWF that? Are non-whites forbidden to be proud of their race? Are you perhaps using a double standard, Einstein?

>It looks as though you have a lot to
> learn.

He/She is not alone, huh?

> Angry people like you dear are a terrible representation of what Morrissey
> fans stand for.

Whoa! I won't go on repeating myself, but your contradictions don't help your image at all, you know. Think before you write, get some education or just go back to your narrow, dumb world.
 
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