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Hullo, Hale Daily how may I assist you?
I have a photo for you..
(speaking with mate,covering the phone with hand a): Its the Johnny Marr nutter again....
a photo?
Yes a photo that will prove to be of great interest to your readers.
Ok what is it?
A photo of Johnny Marr drinking from a Johnny Marr cup while gazing
upon his Oscar. Timely.
Oscar? which Oscar? this Johnny Marr won an Oscar? When?
last night.
I dont remember Johnny Marr winning an Oscar. Let me ask my mate..
did you see someone called Johnny Marr win an Oscar last night? NO?
I thought so...
Sorry but no such Oscar.
Listen here you mediocre wanker you know DAMN WELL that he was thanked
for the Billie Eilish Finneas Oscar. Or did you have mucus in your ears you insufferable
knob?
Well, to be honest, hundreds were thanked by the Oscar winners, but it seems only
"Johnny Marr" thinks he actually won one. We dont want to give the readers the
wrong impression...
Where are you Mate?
where do you think at the Hale Daily office?
im going over there now and Im going to put my ....(CLONK PHONE HANGED)
HELLO HELLO HELLO
what a spectacle this pep