https://mozzermatters.blogspot.com/2019/12/top-ten-morrissey-moments-2019.html
A summation of Morrissey's year by one fan in top ten form.
Regards,
FWD.
I’m not gay or a boy.
Fun facts about people who live in whitehaven ..... FACT One ... they are called jam eaters because they can’t afford to have meat in their sandwiches as they are peasants.... FACT TWO.... Whitehaven is the arse hole of Cumbria.... as it’s near Barrow...... FACT THREE.... The taxi drivers go round shooting people in the face ( see Whitehaven shootings 2010 ) Fact four Workington just up the coast is a much friendlier place and much nicer.... so there we have ityou need a slap for telling lies, he ain’t number 2 at all. Mariah Carey is. Moz ain’t even in the top 40 of the official U.K. charts. Such a little winnet.
It’s funny as f*** when someone puts that much effort and thought into a post, and it’s 0% funny. What a fail lolllll
Fun facts about people who live in whitehaven ..... FACT One ... they are called jam eaters because they can’t afford to have meat in their sandwiches as they are peasants.... FACT TWO.... Whitehaven is the arse hole of Cumbria.... as it’s near Barrow...... FACT THREE.... The taxi drivers go round shooting people in the face ( see Whitehaven shootings 2010 ) Fact four Workington just up the coast is a much friendlier place and much nicer.... so there we have it
Effort? Really? It took me as long as it takes to type it - a few minutes, and it amused me so who cares.
Whew. The Monks. Damn.
a few minutes? You sat there for at least 20, arranging and thinking of witty lines, and none of them were remotely funny. Even bold fonted and underlined the title ffs, bullet pointed every number, in descending order lollll hahaha. ‘A’ for effort tho
ketamine’s a dried up old c***, you’re lowering your stock by even responding to it.
You’re not operating under the assumption Ketamine is a female are you?
. Not nice when grown adults start telling lies about each other.... is it !!!!jam eaters are Workington pal, and barrow is 50 miles down the coast.
a few minutes? You sat there for at least 20, arranging and thinking of witty lines, and none of them were remotely funny. Even bold fonted and underlined the title ffs, bullet pointed every number, in descending order lollll hahaha. ‘A’ for effort tho
Sadly, that exposes you for the f***wit you are. It may have taken you a couple of hours but most of that stuff has been posted before on this site.
I’m not listening to that. I’m listening to this:
I don’t care what it is tbh, does have a c***y tone tho, the kind you only get with lonely old women