Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

[DAVIE]

Im worried about this fella

I know Billy! These are Emil's fantasies...they're sick, aren't they?

 

[Emil]

Im worried about this fella

How so?

 

[Emil]

I know Billy! These are Emil's fantasies...they're sick, aren't they?

I'm sick. Dear God please help me.

 

[Barking]

Ermm Morrissey...would you care to walk with me into my "office"

Your office is my office and you're not to walk in with Morrissey without warning me. I need to warn your new PA about your affairs with pop stars so she can write articles about them and sell them to sleazy mags.

Do try to think in business terms, Davie.

Goodnight, my little protégé and source of income.

 

[DAVIE]

Your office is my office and you're not to walk in with Morrissey without warning me. I need to warn your new PA about your affairs with pop stars so she can write articles about them and sell them to sleazy mags.

Do try to think in business terms, Davie.

Goodnight, my little protégé and source of income.

One day Barking....We shall conquer the world and we shall get married

 

[Kewpie]

One day Barking....We shall conquer the world and we shall get married

Ha, you said you loved me then an hour later ditched me, now propose to Barking?

You're too immature for my taste.

 

[DAVIE]

Ha, you said you loved me then an hour later ditched me, now propose to Barking?

You're too immature for my taste.

Well you ignored me all night Kewpie...I couldn't hand the pressure of waiting for you to simply turn up when I was waiting for you to throw your arms around me and love me! Just shows how much you care

 

[Kewpie]

Well you ignored me all night Kewpie...I couldn't hand the pressure of waiting for you to simply turn up when I was waiting for you to throw your arms around me and love me! Just shows how much you care

I'm not your babysitter, find a babysitter young man.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

How many pygmies actually live on Michael Gove's lower lip?

 

[DAVIE]

I'm not your babysitter, find a babysitter young man.

Huh...you know nothing about love! Get out of my sight Kewpie because I loose my rag!

 

[Jackie London]

Can't they just shut up? Is that really too much to ask for? Just a moment of silence. Cant they just shut the f*** up?

 

[DAVIE]

Can't they just shut up? Is that really too much to ask for? Just a moment of silence. Cant they just shut the f*** up?

Who's that?

 

[Jackie London]

Who's that?

Guess. I get that the kids are tired at this time but does the dad really have to make it worse by behaving like a kid himself and shout so the whole of London can hear him?

 

[alek2702]

delete

 

[Kewpie]

Guess. I get that the kids are tired at this time but does the dad really have to make it worse by behaving like a kid himself and shout so the whole of London can hear him?

You should play your ipod.

Sometimes fathers need to be behave like a kid in order to release stress.

Perhaps you should suggest them to go to Thorpe Park where is full of screaming kids.

 

[Jackie London]

You should play your ipod.

Sometimes fathers need to be behave like a kid in order to release stress.

Perhaps you should suggest them to go to Thorpe Park where is full of screaming kids.

It's not just sometimes, it's....well, always really. There's so much noice here right now. It's always like this at bathtime.

 

[Kewpie]

It's not just sometimes, it's....well, always really. There's so much noice here right now. It's always like this at bathtime.

You work and live with them as a child minder which is a package of the job.

I used to rent a room in a family home with a really difficult 3 year old girl.
The experience made me to avoid finding a room in a family home with small children.

 

[Barking]

One day Barking....We shall conquer the world and we shall get married

I guess this isn't a good moment to tell you about Ike and Tina.

 

[DAVIE]

I guess this isn't a good moment to tell you about Ike and Tina.

No

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Love the checkered floor in this pic.