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[Skylarker]

Those are awesome. Where are the photos from?

Yeah, not so much.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Real parking sign in LA.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

You think you're having a bad day?


Raccoon with head stuck in peanut butter jar rescued from top of hydro transformer


The best part is he got his head stuck in the
cutest.
jar.
of.
peanut.
butter.
EVAR.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I love this idea. Except for the concept of enabling that I find frustrating, but I still think more attention should be paid to caring for the elderly and things like this make me happy.

 

[Adeptly_Inept]

I love this idea. Except for the concept of enabling that I find frustrating, but I still think more attention should be paid to caring for the elderly and things like this make me happy.

Absolutely!

 

[Adeptly_Inept]

I'm thinking I should probably leave the house this summer.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Top Ten represents the Dumbing Down of the Millenials. THat's why I shrug when Morrissey doesn't make charts, charts represent oppression now. I could be wrong.

 

[lindsey1151]

Real parking sign in LA.

 

[No1uno]

I don't think I'll eat here. They don't have a focus.

The mission, SF

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'd never put mashed potatoes on the top of the couch.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I'd never put mashed potatoes on the top of the couch.

On top of the couch would probably be the least strangest place you've put mashed potatoes...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

On top of the couch would probably be the least strangest place you've put mashed potatoes...

I only put mashed potatoes in my puss on wednesdays. You should catch my movie on porntube, Two Girls and a Couple of Side Dishes.

I'll get me coat.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This was apparently unintentional. I bet the pilot had to change his underwear after his flight.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

So I'm hanging out at my dad's and we have the windows and door open because it's a beautiful day. His house is on a busy rural street. Everyone in the community knows his house is on a dangerous stretch and you're supposed to walk on his side of the street because the shoulder is so narrow and cars come veering around the blind corner like crazy. Many animals have died on that shoulder.

So we're sitting talking and this girl walks up with a black hoodie on her head. (Keep in mind it's 85˚ out.) and she's just sorta hanging out in front of his house on the GET KILLED side of the street like a stupid flatlander.

Is this what Morrissey puts up with constantly? Can he not have fresh air and open doors and windows? I'd move to a gated community, that shit must get old FAST having weird people looming around. I have no idea who she was or why she was standing there but for 15 minutes it gave me the looming fan experience. Eerie. My dad was ready to tell her to take a hike.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I present to you this year's World's Most Ugliest Dog.

 

[nothappynotsad]

I present to you this year's World's Most Ugliest Dog.

I want to love him.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I want to love him.

He kinda looks like he needs to go to the vet.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

The Power House is closing.

http://laist.com/2014/06/17/rip_powerhouse_hollywood_will_say_g.php

I don't mind when the hipsters fix and flip dump houses and gentrify the housing community, but don't f*** with the bars. I love that place!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I just slammed my thumb in a closet door and ugly cried like a baby. It feels better now. My brain needs sleep as fast as humanly possible.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Vegas or bust bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swim-up Blackjack, here I come.

I can't get in too much trouble since I'll be with my mom. And the room comes with wifi included in the "resort fee" so whatever happens in Vegas, stays posted on my symbolic thread in the pigsty.