the mating call (no moz)

[jamey kak]

recently to my horor i have discovered morrissey fans mating in my back yard.
this scared me as i've never had sex before, but i was also fascinated.
what is sex? i've seen it on tv, but i'm not sure how to do it :0(
I'd like to try, because it looks like fun

can you give me advice?

 

[exMrWhite]

they are like hippies, kill them now b4 they spread!
~Robby