The Weird Dream Thread

[virtually dead]

I had the weirdest dream last night, I was a disembodied head and I was having sex with my own body...without the head. Don't even want to try to discept that one. So embarrasing.

 

[Jose]

Last night I dreamt I was at a Pearl Jam concert and there was a huge plate of glass between the band and the audience.
At one point Eddie Vedder crawled under the glass, kissed a guy in the front row on his mouth and that's where my dream ended.

 

[half a person]

Last night I dreamt I was walking home from school and couldn't find the car, then I went really dizzy and everything went black, I spun around a bit for some reason and ended up lying in the middle of the road...

 

[Franzanna]

I had a dream the other week about Poland. I went there with my Dad and sister (I think an old woman was with us, too) and we jumped in the sea from a castle/prison on a headland. The sea was more Mediterranean than Baltic, though, because it was bright blue and very sunny. We decided to swim across this huge bay to a city, it must have been miles away. Then I came up with the brilliant idea of swimming a couple of metres to the right, to the beach. We went up an escalator, and I realised I could speak Polish.

 

[j funk]

Two I can remember this week involved owning a Huskie and having a fight with Chase and/or Status.

 

[Corrissey]

I had a two second dream that I was at a large round table (of like 10 people) at a luncheon and had my back to the table/people & was listening to someone speak at a podium (don't know who or about what) and then, in one fell motion, turned, took a pencil off the table and whipped it across the table at Heidi Montag just missing her face. Then turned back around. She got up and came over to me with that ugly, smirking face of hers and I said, "What, bitch. Sit down."



I never watch the Hills and don't even know anything about her, but I hate her with a passion.

 

[nogodsnomasters85]

I almost never recall my dreams, usually for months at a time. However, my last one, a few weeks ago, starred none other than Moz himself, a first, to my knowledge. My apartment was transformed into this large, nicely furnished house, but all my stuff was still there, anyway, the dream bathroom has all these shiny brass pipes one of which springs a leak and floods the bathroom and f***s up the plumbing. I run downstairs to the living room where Morrissey, who apparently lives there, is sitting in a big chair reading the 'Times. I excitedly tell him about the plumbing issue and he looks up at me and shrugs, but in a sort of sympathetic way, as if to say "Que Sera, Sera.", then returns to his newspaper. I wonder what Freud would say?

 

[Franzanna]

The other night I had two dreams. The first one was set in Margate, in a roofed-over car-park (See diagram attached). It wasn't properly indoors, it was like it had a sort of glass roof, the sort of roof you get on conservatories; although the car park went into a properly indoors car park. For whatever reason, there were these massive bears walking around - they were about 3 metres tall. We - me and about 6 or 7 other people - were walking around the corner from the shopping mall to the car, and there was a bear walking behind us, so we walked a bit faster. It was getting closer, so we upped the pace again. It wasn't far behind us, so someone yelled, '6mph!' and we started running to the car. We got in, and then I woke up because the dream was scaring me.

The second dream featured my friend, my mother and my father. I went shopping with my mother in Marks and Spencer, and she got arrested for shoplifting. So I had to go to my father, who in this dream was a lawyer. At some stage I bought a Cramps t-shirt for my friend, because I knew it would cheer him up. My dad went bankrupt at some point.

 

[Vic Strangeways]

Last night I had a weird dream. I remember I was walking down by a dirty river, lots of buildings in ruins, and it was a very long walk and then at the end there was a tiny house, I got in and Jon Bon Jovi was there, he told me to trust him so I came in. I opened the oven and found a dead baby, he was bloody and bruised up but didn't have any wounds. Jon took the baby out and said he wanted to kill me with it and he explained something about the baby but I can't remember....but he said he beats people to death with the baby. So I ran but I was running in slow motion and Jon Bon Jovi was after me waving the baby around...f***ing horrible.

 

[lucky lisp]

Last night i dreamt about bloody Peter Andre !
Now that is bloody weird !

 

[Franzanna]

I keep having dreams about my ex.

In one dream he was a roofer and had bleached blond hair. He was angry with me told me that I should have seen him when I had the time.

The other night I had one where we met up in Budapest and he was hostile to begin with but warmed back to me and held my hand. His own hand was tiny, about the same size as mine. However, this rather nice dream ended where I was stuck in a field of aggressive ponies with poisonous fur, so I was trapped.

What the hell's going on with my dream machine?

 

[Happy Maudlin]

I dreamt that I meant Morrissey . I was suprisingly composed but I lost that composure when I asked him for his signature. The setting was a peculiar tree top abode with puffy clouds. His physical appearance was that of the Viva Hate era and he was awfully polite and proper.

 

[morrisseychic]

I had a dream last night that I was trying to make Simon Lebon ( Duran Duan)
listen to Morrissey. He insisted that he didn't like his music, but I made him listen to Moz music anyway. Then I woke up

 

[EPbabe]

What an awful dream! I had breast implants, and they felt weird and horrible. I kept on touching them and they felt like they weren't mine.

(I know why I had this dream: we saw a documentary last night about "adult actresses" in porn valley and all of them had these same huge boobs.)

 

[MindlessRuffian]

The other day I dreamt that I was just sitting at the dining room table alone in my apartment at RU, drinking earl grey and creepin' out the window...like...just watching people.

My apartment is on the 4th floor and I apparently wanted a cigarette. So I opened the window (which is hard because the schools windows are suicide proof), climbed down a ladder and walked to the smokers gazebo and smoked a cigarette.

Then I woke up to my best friend Hilda banging on my door (WHO LET HER IN?) because she's a pain in my ass.

 

[nugz]

i had a dream a few nights ago. it had oscillatewildly in it. i think i was at her house. and at one point in the dream there was this woman with an awful haircut. and in the dream i said to her "1991 called, they want their hair style back." and oscillate wildly laughed.

that's all I remember.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

i had a dream a few nights ago. it had oscillatewildly in it. i think i was at her house. and at one point in the dream there was this woman with an awful haircut. and in the dream i said to her "1991 called, they want their hair style back." and oscillate wildly laughed.

that's all I remember.

I once dreamt that she came to my house to steal my cat. I was angry at first, but then I remembered that my cat is a f***ing bitch. So I gave it to her and she renamed the kitty R-Kellz.

I told her the cat was a girl. She said, "I know" and walked away.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Last night I dreamt that it was my birthday. My friends were throwing me a party and when I walked in Moz was singing Sheila Take a Bow.

That wasn't very weird, but when he came to hug me and say happy birthday, he turned into our family friend Clarissa and stole $105 from me.

 

[dicartwright]

This was about a week ago or so. I was back in school and in my classroom I saw a big red plastic laundry basket. In it, there was Paul Simon, with very long hair, kicking about and singing Cecilia. My reasoning was, since I had time-traveled obviously, and knew this man was going to be very successfull in "the future", I should invest in him and get rich. So I take him out of there with my thumb and index fingers (he was really small), and put him on a tree branch nearby. Then white flowers started to blossom

Later I could tell you about my penis dreams.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I had a nightmare about a week ago and didn't tell it because I was on a "I hate telling people things anymore" kick which usually only lasts a few days so I guess I'll mention it since this thread popped up. I think it might have to do with all the Dexter I've been watching, but maybe not. I woke up in a panic and alone, it's the worst feeling ever.

I was in a war-like situation, on a battleground. There was a man being slowly killed, he was suffering a lot and someone was slicing his neck, blood spurting everywhere. When he finally died it was my job to cut off his arms and legs. I then took a litter of puppies who nursed off the bloodied stumps of the man's torso as though they were nursing milk, but they were covered in blood. I prevented two puppies from doing this grotesque thing and encouraged them to run free, to run away. But they were puppies, they didn't know how to run away, they just looked at me. I put them in a dog bed, seperated from the bloody torso and the rest of the nursing puppies, then I didn't know what to do and woke up. Worst. Nightmare. Ever.

This is why I don't watch a lot of horror films, this shit always happens.