Virtual sex/Cybersex

What kinds of virtual/cybersex have you had? (Choose all that apply)

  • Phone sex

    Votes: 14 46.7%
  • Cybersex via IM

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Cybersex via PM

    Votes: 2 6.7%
  • Cybersex via text message/SMS

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • Morse Code sex

    Votes: 2 6.7%
  • Telegraph sex

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Smoke signal sex

    Votes: 2 6.7%
  • Semaphore sex

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sex by mail

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Sex by fax

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • I have to pee

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 2 6.7%

  • Total voters
    30
  • Poll closed .
Actually, NRithH, I have a homework project for you. Try this, it might work.

Either imagine your wife or someone super sexy while your doing the M word. So in your brain she's riding you or whatever. Then imagine she's using her hands to take care of you, that she's lying right next to you. You feel the sensations of the orgasm building, then instead of focusing on your dick, feel the warmth of the inside of your arm rubbing on your belly as you beat off. Suddenly it feels like that's actually her arm and she's doing the work, then you trick your brain into thinking your arms aren't doing it, hers are. It's really cool, but the key is to focus on a nonaroused part of the body, then the aroused part gets taken over by your imaginary lover.
 
Webcams may make the whole cybersex thing more interesting, but I haven't tried using mine yet.

I can't believe I forgot that option. Mrs. NRitH & I have actually done that a couple of times. The best part about it is that it's hands-free. :guitar:

Actually, NRithH, I have a homework project for you. Try this, it might work.

Either imagine your wife or someone super sexy while your doing the M word. So in your brain she's riding you or whatever. Then imagine she's using her hands to take care of you, that she's lying right next to you. You feel the sensations of the orgasm building, then instead of focusing on your dick, feel the warmth of the inside of your arm rubbing on your belly as you beat off. Suddenly it feels like that's actually her arm and she's doing the work, then you trick your brain into thinking your arms aren't doing it, hers are. It's really cool, but the key is to focus on a nonaroused part of the body, then the aroused part gets taken over by your imaginary lover.

You meant to say "someone else super sexy", right? :D *looks around paranoidly*

WTF hath I wrought here?
 
You meant to say "someone else super sexy", right? :D *looks around paranoidly*

WTF hath I wrought here?

YES. That's exactly what I meant. :p Don't think there won't be a jizz, um, I mean quiz in the moaning, ummm, morning.
 
YES. That's exactly what I meant. :p Don't think there won't be a jizz, um, I mean quiz in the moaning, ummm, morning.

Something on your mind, CG? Maybe someone should set up a SoLow cyber-f*** buddy club. Or maybe there already is one, and I just don't know about it. Not that I'm interested in such a thing, of course; I'm a married man.
 
Something on your mind, CG? Maybe someone should set up a SoLow cyber-f*** buddy club. Or maybe there already is one, and I just don't know about it. Not that I'm interested in such a thing, of course; I'm a married man.

WTF? WHO STARTED THIS THREAD? Is there really someone out there that has a shorter memory span than me?
 
Back when i was 14 or around that age...in the early 90s when IM cyber sex was this new thing (do people still do it?), my cousin, brother and i messed with guys by pretending to be girls and taking the cyber storyline to places the guys did not want to go. Like,

<--Takes off panties. 10 inch penis fully erect. "oh yeah baby. suck it"

<--Takes gun from purse and shoots. you're dead. thanks for getting me off.


I don't think we did this often. We did have a life. like walking around the neighborhood, trying to find places to smoke pot. you know, all that exciting stuff 14 year olds do.

I think all people cybering are just men. This poll should ask for people's gender. I'm telling you, it's all a bunch of men.

nowadays. why cyber when you have high quality, long format, streaming porn for free on the internet? Today's teens looking for free porn do not know what teens had to work with 10-15 years ago.
 
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I can't believe I forgot that option. Mrs. NRitH & I have actually done that a couple of times. The best part about it is that it's hands-free. :guitar:


Not that it's any of my business, but....still I must ask.

Were you....
out of town, at work, or so engrossed in the Random Pictures Thread
that you just didn't want to go to bed?
 
Instant Messaging (MSN) with my ex... Until he asked me to translate things to the webcam so that was it, I flipped and we never did anything remotely like that again. I don't have any problems with the real thing but when there are images being sent on the internet you never know if the other person presses Print Screen or something. Reminding I trust nobody. :p
 
Instant Messaging (MSN) with my ex... Until he asked me to translate things to the webcam so that was it, I flipped and we never did anything remotely like that again. I don't have any problems with the real thing but when there are images being sent on the internet you never know if the other person presses Print Screen or something. Reminding I trust nobody. :p

Can't words be just as incriminating? What if he'd forwarded a chat transcript to his friends? You could have been the next Clare Swire.
 
Once you go bird... :p;)

me: and you slowly untie my scroll from the pigeons leg
thee: yes...
me: and unroll it, bosom heaving in anticipation
me: your eyes dart across the letters ive hastily scrawled across it
thee: i can tell you were excited
thee: tell me what it says
me: it says 'my dearest love, o how i long to gaze upon your unstockinged ankles'
thee: oh god
thee: go on
me: but until that glorious day of our impending nuptials, i have to settle for running my finger along the outline of your silhouette in this daguerrotype you snuck to me
thee: oh i may burst from the waiting!
...
 
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