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It's time the tale were told...........
I was on date with a lady called Pat once in Liverpool ( August 11th, 1987)
And as we were leaving the Adelphi Hotel, I almost bumped into Morrissey.
I was so shocked/surprised at seeing him, I blurted out rather stupidly "You're the singer from the Smiths, aren't you?".....( I think they were in the process of splitting up at the time...).
I asked him to please wait, as I wanted to go back into the hotel, and get some paper, so I could get an autograph.....
The receptionist was a stuffy cow who said I couldn't have a piece, as I was not a paying guest....So, I tore my Cigarette packet into pieces, and Morrissey gave me 3 autographs ( 2 extras, for friends, who were Smiths fans too...)
All the time, A person ( male, unknown name...)who Morrissey was with, kept moaning at him to leave us.....But Morrisey was very nice and patient.....Pat, The lady I was with, had NO idea who Morrissey was, but she Hugged him, and kissed him anyway ( yes, Pat was like that...). She got Morrissey to autograph her arm ( I still have the Sacred pen...)
I shook his hand and off he/they walked.....
Pat asked me if I wanted to follow, ( she could tell I was still "Gobsmacked" at meeting him),but I decided I had done all I ever wanted to....I met him, shook his hand, got his autograph, told him he was a genius.....so we just carried on with our night out....
Very nice fella indeed, in my opinion...
Pat finished the night by wiping the signature off her arm With a Wet bar towel!!!
whatever happen between you and the girl after that date?
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Re: Meeting Morrissey
Glad you enjoyed it!!!.......we just went back to Pats, and she locked me in her house, by putting the door key down her Bra........ we eventually mutually decided that we not that good together as a couple, but, we Still remain good friends....
Interseting "Punch" Line, to this tale.... She really had no idea who Morrissey was, and the Smiths single at the time just released, was "Girlfriend in a coma"
I swear I am NOT Making this up.....I couldn't tell Pat about the title, because ...Honestly......she had recently been released from Hospital, because she had been in a Coma!! (....for about 3 days....she was overcome by smoke fumes, in a house fire,,,,).
Ahh, this kinda stuff can ONLY happen to me!!!