Who should realitybites date next?

Who should realitybites date next?

  • Chris Brown

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Scott Peterson

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Oscar Pistorius

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Judge William Adams

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Phil Spector

    Votes: 2 50.0%
  • Ian Brady

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • OMG it's Robby

    Votes: 3 75.0%

  • Total voters
    4
  • Poll closed .
Considering the options, and her apparent infatuation with all things English, there can only be one true choice: Ian Brady. Sure, he brutally murdered (at least) five children, but all of that happened before she met him. Also, he's well-read (he likes Nietzsche and Dostoyevsky), and he makes her think, which is more important than his past endeavours. Don't you dare judge him either; it's a cheap shot and he's not here to defend himself. He had no history of violence before he murdered those children - don't you think good people can make mistakes? Nobody is perfect. Besides, he has more intelligence in his pinky finger than all of you self-righteous tossers combined. And anyway let's face it: the brats probably deserved it. Don't you see how someone could possibly lose their cool and overreact when dealing with aggressive and emotionally out of control children? Professionals are trained to deal with kids with behaviour problems, serial killers aren't.

Realitybites and Ian Brady could perhaps be the new #1 prison power couple, a pairing capable of challenging Charles Manson and his 25 year old girlfriend's hold on the title. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...79-marry-girlfriend-star-25-article-1.1526791 Realitybites has a hint of the spirit of Myra Hindley about her as well doesn't she, and wasn't the resemblance uncanny too, in RB's previous display picture of herself in the glasses and colourful wig?

As for the other people mentioned in the poll; Oscar Pistorious: no legs, Phil Spector: no hair, Judge Adams: overweight. Their actual crimes are irrelevant, but their physical shortcomings makes it almost impossible to view them as boyfriend material for RB. Ian Brady, on the other hand, has all of his own hair, and he's svelte (been on a hunger strike for over a decade). Match made in Heaven! Well not Heaven, that might offend RB, I must change the cliché: match made in Evolution/the Big Bang! Brady's an atheist too, it's perfect, the poll should be closed; there are no other options worth considering: we've found our man!
 
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cornelius blaze

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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Considering the options, and her apparent infatuation with all things English, there can only be one true choice: Ian Brady. Sure, he brutally murdered (at least) five children, but all of that happened before she met him. Also, he's well-read (he likes Nietzsche and Dostoyevsky), and he makes her think, which is more important than his past endeavours. Don't you dare judge him either; it's a cheap shot and he's not here to defend himself. He had no history of violence before he murdered those children - don't you think good people can make mistakes? Nobody is perfect. Besides, he has more intelligence in his pinky finger than all of you self-righteous tossers combined. And anyway let's face it: the brats probably deserved it. Don't you see how someone could possibly lose their cool and overreact when dealing with aggressive and emotionally out of control children? Professionals are trained to deal with kids with behaviour problems, serial killers aren't.

Realitybites and Ian Brady could perhaps be the new #1 prison power couple, a pairing capable of challenging Charles Manson and his 25 year old girlfriend's hold on the title. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...79-marry-girlfriend-star-25-article-1.1526791 Realitybites has a hint of the spirit of Myra Hindley about her as well doesn't she, and wasn't the resemblance uncanny too, in RB's previous display picture of herself in the glasses and colourful wig?

As for the other people mentioned in the poll; Oscar Pistorious: no legs, Phil Spector: no hair, Judge Adams: overweight. Their actual crimes are irrelevant, but their physical shortcomings makes it almost impossible to view them as boyfriend material for RB. Ian Brady, on the other hand, has all of his own hair, and he's svelte (been on a hunger strike for over a decade). Match made in Heaven! Well not Heaven, that might offend RB, I must change the cliché: match made in Evolution/the Big Bang! Brady's an atheist too, it's perfect, the poll should be closed; there are no other options worth considering: we've found our man!

Perfect.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
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