Musing on how the recent interview with Vegan Logic was conducted I wondered whether it could conceivably have been by fax? Then I thought, like Tom Hanks has done with his typewriter thing, Morrissey could get himself to the top of the apps chart and make a bit of pocket change with a Morrissey Fax emulator for iPads. Of course the basic model would be a free app, but you could pay maybe $2.99 for an app that made it look like text was printed on thermal paper and made at least 30% of every page indecipherable! Only 8 pages out of every 10 sent to the Morrissey fax emulator would arrive (paper run out). An additional function would be random adverts ten times a day from the same company to tempt you to buy stuff you really don't want, recommending that you fax them back. If you don't know what a fax machine is - go look it up in the public library! 
