Best Morrissey/ Smiths Defecating Songs
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
Worst Thread Ever! 
PS:
Children in Faeces
Vicar in a Poo-Poo
Something is Squeezing my Stool
Flusholme Ruffians
This Charmin Man
Sheila Take a Bowel
Defecation at One's Elbow
There is a Shite that Never Goes Out
Sweetie Pie
PS:
Children in Faeces
Vicar in a Poo-Poo
Something is Squeezing my Stool
Flusholme Ruffians
This Charmin Man
Sheila Take a Bowel
Defecation at One's Elbow
There is a Shite that Never Goes Out
Sweetie Pie
raincoated lover
concrete sister
Disappointed
Here I sit, brokenhearted...tried to shit and only farted.
Never, ever, ever do this again 'Coz'!
nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
Worst Thread Ever!
PS:
Children in Faeces
Vicar in a Poo-Poo
Something is Squeezing my Stool
Flusholme Ruffians
This Charmin Man
Sheila Take a Bowel
Defecation at One's Elbow
There is a Shite that Never Goes Out
Sweetie Pie
brilliant!
mozziestar
aka the former "Seasick"
Disappointed
Here I sit, brokenhearted...tried to shit and only farted.
LMAO! Corrissey, you are a gem, doll!
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
Disappointed
Here I sit, brokenhearted...tried to shit and only farted.
Hah! Shows how old I am; when we used to say that in the playground, it was "paid a penny and only farted," a penny being the cost of using a public loo. And I mean 1d, not 1p.
Meanwhile.....
Irish Blood, English Fart
Munich Airbiscuit Disaster
Cistern, I'm a Poet
The Loo(p)
Best Friend on the Looroll
(I thought better of "You're Gonna Leave Some on Your Backside"
)
Corrissey
lovable loser
Do what? Whatchoo mean?
btw, I don't have time to read or listen to music on the pot. Thankfully.
Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
Meanwhile.....
Irish Blood, English Fart
Munich Airbiscuit Disaster
Cistern, I'm a Poet
The Loo(p)
Best Friend on the Looroll
(I thought better of "You're Gonna Leave Some on Your Backside"
Breaking -wind- news: Inhabitants of Arses, Great Britain, show a surprising natural talent for scatological puns...
"Either this toilet paper goes, or I do!" (Oscar Wilde, from the Public Gents' in Merrion Square...)
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
Arses is actually in France and Wilde's outburst against the use of Izal bog roll in Reading Gaol was entirely justified. So up yours! (assuming you've wiped properly)
The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
I wonder how it's pronounced in French.
I bet they make it sound dirty. As in suggestive. Not un-wiped.
chica
v2.0
Corrissey
lovable loser
haha!
So, I gave it some more thought on the train ride home...Born to hang
The edges are no longer parallel
Moonriver
To me you are a work of art
The Draize Train
Panic
You're the one for me, fatty
Let the Right One Slip Out
Fecal Matters
Rubber Toilet Ring
No one can hold a match in this room
Poop is a Four Letter Word
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haha!
Born to hang
The edges are no longer parallel
Moonriver
To me you are a work of art
The Draize Train
Panic
You're the one for me, fatty
Let the Right One Slip Out
Fecal Matters
Rubber Toilet Ring
No one but me can hold hold a match in here
Poop is a Four Letter Word
Good lord.
Corrissey
lovable loser
Franzanna
In retirement
How about 'Cistern, I'm a Toilet'? Or is that too... wait for it... CRAP! Haha, how humourous of me!
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