f.a.o mr just popped in

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

Obviously avoiding any premises where "real men" may kick your thick head in.

You just "pop in" to internet sites of nobodies and decide to throw your weight around.

Well may I suggest you cure your anger management by frequenting a more suitable abode.

If the punch bag doesn't do the trick, try the real thing.

No, thought not.

You are the real heavyweight on here aren't you.
Big boy! ha ha ha ha

 

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i think you are the heavyweight my dear

 

[Aunt Uboard]

to who'm are you speaking? In anger and flow , so have a f***ing drink! and chill out, or just taste it, then decline or carry on In haste I had a taste and left it be, no drink for me as I like to hold the Raynes, rains? of my front head, I once had way too much booze but I didn't lie down I just went with the out pour.
so how many cars can you fit in a boot?

 

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Re: i think you are the heavyweight my dear

Oh that is so cutting?

Nothing a left hook wont cure though, ponce!

For the record, have you ever hit a man??????????

Who had a left hook?

 

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oh lady, i cannot compete with gibberish, so i will let thee confide in thyself, wibble

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

> to who'm are you speaking? In anger and flow , so have a f***ing drink!
> and chill out, or just taste it, then decline or carry on In haste I had a
> taste and left it be, no drink for me as I like to hold the Raynes, rains?
> of my front head, I once had way too much booze but I didn't lie down I
> just went with the out pour.
> so how many cars can you fit in a boot?

At least I can drive a car.
Can you?
With manual gears as well.
Nothing so simple as automatic, a bit like a bumper car, push the pedal and we're off!

 

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a spazmobile? you can park anywhere you "challenged" people

 

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Re: oh lady, i cannot compete with gibberish, so i will let thee confide in thyself, wibble

I was out of the game at least two hours ago, so i've had the last laugh.

MIKE TYSON NO LESS!!!

OH WHAT A HERO.

WHO'S YOUR NEXT CONTENDER MR BANTOMWEIGHT???????????????

A FEATHER PILLOW?

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

Re: a spazmobile? you can park anywhere you "challenged" people

Well, how can I come back with any retort.

If we are falling into the "spazmobile" book of knowledge, I am totally at a loss.

You win again, Socrates.

 

[Aunt Uboard]

not right in the head and worse in bed

no darling I can't drive I prefer to travel in the boot as it feels safer 'quote from Jam'

 

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Re: not right in the head and worse in bed

> no darling I can't drive I prefer to travel in the boot as it feels safer
> 'quote from Jam'

Well at least we are a little safer knowing you are limited to the boot.
Anyway I'm off to have some jam on toast or maybe banana if the monkeys in the utility room haven't devoured them all.

Oh I do like banana on buttered toast.
Must be real butter though, so much better for the cholesterol count.
I'm scoring pretty high. How about you?

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

I'm fine in bed as long as it's with the opposite sex mind you.

 

[Aunt Uboard]

Re: not right in the head and worse in bed

oh now-a days I am taking my food supository as it saves the hassel of swollowing,
and did you have to mention the boot..... you really have put your foot in it.

 

[Aunt Uboard]

and the opposite of sex,now what would that be? an ox

 

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your last time was probably with daddy, and his meaty lollipop, oh the memories

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

Re: your last time was probably with daddy, and his meaty lollipop, oh the memories

That isn't funny.

 

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who said it was meant to be? tell us what happened, we are here for you

 

[Seriously Flawed not right in the head]

> and the opposite of sex,now what would that be? an ox
I did not say the opposite "of" sex.
I said the "opposite sex" as in male which is opposite to female.
Why are you acting so silly?
Anyway ,I have to go and eat some bananas before it's too late.
Goodnight dear.
Summer solstice you know. Wish upon the sunrise around 7.43am.

 

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Re: who said it was meant to be? tell us what happened, we are here for you

Exactly.

Goodnight.
Don't venture down any dark alleyways on the way home now featherweight.
At least, not until you find the sanctuary of your computer.

 

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as a rule i avoid dark alleyways, call me old fashioned