Hello, Suzanne!

[Suzanne's Slave]

Hello, Suzanne!

How are you? I'm okay. I watched the movie on Vh1 about Three's Company. It made me think of you. Did you see it, too? Do you even like Three's Company? You have to tell me.

I like you, but I don't like Norah Jones. Sorry.

 

[suzanne]

> Hello, Suzanne!

> How are you? I'm okay. I watched the movie on Vh1 about Three's Company.
> It made me think of you.

not because it has suzanne sommers in it, right?

>Did you see it, too? Do you even like Three's
> Company? You have to tell me.

i don't have cable, and i'm afraid 3's company is something i've really not had much of a chance to get into. but i was watching Catch Me if You Can on DVD. have you seen that movie?

> I like you, but I don't like Norah Jones. Sorry.

that's OK. Do you like Beth Orton?

 

[all sorts of bad]

> Hello, Suzanne!

> How are you? I'm okay. I watched the movie on Vh1 about Three's Company.
> It made me think of you. Did you see it, too? Do you even like Three's
> Company? You have to tell me.

> I like you, but I don't like Norah Jones. Sorry.

why cant i get a cyber stalker?......oh wait, that would suck....nevermind.

 

[sad dykes r us]

suzanne talking to herself is so sad!

 

[Suzanne's Slave]

> not because it has suzanne sommers in it, right?

Yes! Suzanne! Can you see why you rock? You have INSIGHT, and you can probably pump a thigh-master like nobody's business!

> i don't have cable, and i'm afraid 3's company is something i've really
> not had much of a chance to get into. but i was watching Catch Me if You
> Can on DVD. have you seen that movie?

I did. And I read the book on which it was based. And let me tell you, I have no idea where much of that movie came from in relation to the book. But I prefer the movie. The book was a bit of a downer, particulary the description of the actual French prison that what's-his-name was in. Yuck.

> that's OK. Do you like Beth Orton?

Unfortunately, I haven't heard Beth Orton. But if she hasn't been played to death on the radio, I'll probably like her.

As for whoever the f*** it is who thinks that I'm Suzanne, I'm not. The email address above is real, and anyone can use it. Besides, I wasn't talking to YOU anyway. I was talking to Suzanne!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andy I.]

Re: suzanne talking to herself is so sad!

LEAVE SUSAN ALONE !. Why can't she be in love with a woman ? Love is very important. I love Andy Rourke ,my cats,little sister and Grandma.sorry.

 

[Andy I.]

> why cant i get a cyber stalker?......oh wait, that would
> suck....nevermind.

It's just that you have no personality. Sorry...and you're probably ugly.

 

[Andy I.]

Re: That was NOT me!!

Hi, They don't know this but I have two cats called Otis and Jenny and I love them both!!! I love Andy Rourke and my Grandma Ellen!!! They don't know this but I have three sisters!!! Catriona Ison (Cate/Cati) is older than me by six years and she has a kid called David Ison, Rebecca Ison (Becky) is my little sister she is three years younger than me and Helen Ison is my little half-sister we have the same Dad she is four years younger than me.

love from, Andrea Ison (Andy)

 

[suzanne]

> Yes! Suzanne! Can you see why you rock? You have INSIGHT, and you can
> probably pump a thigh-master like nobody's business!

if i did, you wouldn't be able to tell by the state of my thighs.

> I did. And I read the book on which it was based. And let me tell you, I
> have no idea where much of that movie came from in relation to the book.
> But I prefer the movie. The book was a bit of a downer, particulary the
> description of the actual French prison that what's-his-name was in. Yuck.

just like the Mothman Prophesy which is supposed to be a true story. It had no Richard Gere character who works for a respectable newspaper and had a wife that passed away or anything.

they don't know how to tell reality and make it interesting, so they throw in lots of garbage to spice it up.

> Unfortunately, I haven't heard Beth Orton. But if she hasn't been played
> to death on the radio, I'll probably like her.

she isn't played on the radio at all! good news for ya..

> As for whoever the f*** it is who thinks that I'm Suzanne, I'm not. The
> email address above is real, and anyone can use it. Besides, I wasn't
> talking to YOU anyway. I was talking to Suzanne!!!!!!!!!!!!!



are you the same person who was writing to me a bit around here a couple of months ago? your accent seems familiar....

 

[Suzanne's Slave]

> are you the same person who was writing to me a bit around here a couple
> of months ago? your accent seems familiar....

Oh, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry. So how's you're weekend going? Mine has been largely uneventful. I'm sorry that you're having problems with vermin. I stumbled across this page, and thought it might help:

http://wywy.essortment.com/howdoigetrid_rgus.htm

I'm having a problem with great big fat black ants. The traps seem to work as long as I keep dirty dishes out of the sink.
You know what I wonder? What would Morrissey do about a vermin problem? Didn't he have Jo Slee fish a mosquito out of swimming pool once? I don't think there's any way he'd step on a roach or a bunch of black ants. How do people who are way into animal rights deal with vermin? If they're rich do they just arm the maid with a can of spray and hope for the best?

Two questions. I've never been able to work out exactly what it is you do for a living. Is it some kind of sales position? I'm an administrative assistant. It'll do for now until I find a cost-effective way to take over the world. It's impossible to hire decent help these days! And secondly, what is your favorite movie, Suzanne?

 

[suzanne]

> Oh, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry. So how's you're weekend going? Mine has
> been largely uneventful. I'm sorry that you're having problems with
> vermin. I stumbled across this page, and thought it might help:

> http://wywy.essortment.com/howdoigetrid_rgus.htm I'm having a problem
> with great big fat black ants. The traps seem to work as long as I keep
> dirty dishes out of the sink.
> You know what I wonder? What would Morrissey do about a vermin problem?
> Didn't he have Jo Slee fish a mosquito out of swimming pool once?

i think it was a bee, but i find that odd because i've seen wasps float on water before and they're sort of similar.

i dont think stinging insects need to be rescued, either. i help them drown.

>I don't
> think there's any way he'd step on a roach or a bunch of black ants. How
> do people who are way into animal rights deal with vermin?

i think there are things out there that deter pests without killing them.

>If they're rich
> do they just arm the maid with a can of spray and hope for the best?

> Two questions. I've never been able to work out exactly what it is you do
> for a living. Is it some kind of sales position? I'm an administrative
> assistant. It'll do for now until I find a cost-effective way to take over
> the world.

i'm sort of an administrative assistant because i key things in, but i key in sales orders and make sure that Ford spots don't run next to Chevy, etc.

someone the other day was all "ooh, i can sit and home and say 'i know who did that!'" but i think it was sort of sarcastic because she is a budding opera star with people wanting her to come and audition for their companies.

>It's impossible to hire decent help these days! And
> secondly, what is your favorite movie, Suzanne?

i don't know. i have a list i like for various reasons, but nothing specific.

 

[Andy I.]

> i think it was a bee, but i find that odd because i've seen wasps float on
> water before and they're sort of similar.

> i dont think stinging insects need to be rescued, either. i help them
> drown.

> i think there are things out there that deter pests without killing them.

> i'm sort of an administrative assistant because i key things in, but i key
> in sales orders and make sure that Ford spots don't run next to Chevy,
> etc.

> someone the other day was all "ooh, i can sit and home and say 'i
> know who did that!'" but i think it was sort of sarcastic because she
> is a budding opera star with people wanting her to come and audition for
> their companies.

> i don't know. i have a list i like for various reasons, but nothing
> specific.

If you two end up having sx can I watch ?. Sorry. Don't take this the wrong way.

 

[Suzanne's Slave]

Drown yourself, maggot!

See your way out of this thread. Nobody invited you, you chunky, cancerous green glob of sputum!

 

[Andy I.]

Re: Drown yourself, maggot!

> See your way out of this thread. Nobody invited you, you chunky, cancerous
> green glob of sputum!

Suzanne is too nice a lesbian to have sex with you. You are just anothe crude American gobshite.