if you could ask him three questions...
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Would you have to turn the sheets down first?
Skinner
RIP The Rev
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
That is so funny! Is that how it's done? Okay, I'll turn down the sheets but he gets to open my curtains. We'd be a regular maid service. Where does the mint go? Under my boob?
Trust your instincts. You could always do it like Doubletree and offer fresh-baked cookies. That's probably something he's never seen before, not even from Julia. Or Jake.
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
once I stayed at a Marriott with my mom, who had lots and lots of special frequent customer points because she lived at a Marriott Suites thingy across from the Pentagon for two years, and we got an ice bucket full of beer, and a bowl of apples and granola in our room when we got back at night, and that was one of the top three beers I've ever had in my life, just because it made me happy. Good apple too.
So, um... I'm like a cold beer. Drink me.
Do you have a twist-off top, or do you require a church key?
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
Do I seem like a cheapo twist off? Do I look like I come in a plastic bottle? You'll need a church key.
As long as I don't need a corkscrew...
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Chocolate dipped strawberries and a bottle of wine.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I have a universal church key. It fits every bottle but only has eyes for one.
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
Skinner
RIP The Rev
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
That was beautiful.
Thank you.
I once worked for a hotel. When there was a wedding staying there the bride and groom would usually put together a basket for the people attending the wedding staying at the hotel which we had to distribute. Being in wine country the baskets usually consisted of a nice bottle of wine, cheese, crackers, dry salami, imported chocolates, all classy stuff. One particular couple put together a basket with beef jerky, cheez-its, shelled peanuts and candy bars. I don't know if they did it because it was ironic or because they were classless, but I couldn't help but think I liked those people. *totally embarrassed*
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
And Boone's Farm? Please tell me there was Boone's Farm. The only wine that's so pathetic they don't even bother to card you when you try to buy it and you're 15. Which I once was. Many, many years ago.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Actually I think it was a liter bottle of Pepsi.
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I bet they were NASCAR fans.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Okay. Here's the answers I half-assed gleaned from the cosmos to my questions.
Yes he can draw.
He's most relaxed while sleeping and apparently also a smart ass.
I actually still don't have confirmation on the third question yet.
Yes he can draw.
He's most relaxed while sleeping and apparently also a smart ass.
I actually still don't have confirmation on the third question yet.
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