Keane

[White Howard]

Keane are absolutely beneath contempt.
They sound like a Chris de Burgh Tribute Band.
That pasty, fat-faced singer does my f***ing head in.
To think this pile of shite kept Morrissey off the No.1 album slot.
"Hopes and Fears", indeed. I "hopes" they never produce another song, let alone album, again, but I "fears" they will.

Here endeth the Rant, go in peace.

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Keane are absolutely beneath contempt.
> They sound like a Chris de Burgh Tribute Band.
> That pasty, fat-faced singer does my f***ing head in.
> To think this pile of shite kept Morrissey off the No.1 album slot.
> "Hopes and Fears", indeed. I "hopes" they never
> produce another song, let alone album, again, but I "fears" they
> will.

> Here endeth the Rant, go in peace.

You're not "keen" then.
If you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it, somewhere only we know
This could be the end of everything
Somewhere that we go
Somewhere only we know!

I love that song and think the cd is pretty good.

 

[bona to vada]

> Keane are absolutely beneath contempt.
> They sound like a Chris de Burgh Tribute Band.
> That pasty, fat-faced singer does my f***ing head in.
> To think this pile of shite kept Morrissey off the No.1 album slot.
> "Hopes and Fears", indeed. I "hopes" they never
> produce another song, let alone album, again, but I "fears" they
> will.

> Here endeth the Rant, go in peace.

I totally concur & believe that you have articulated the thoughts of us all most eloquently.

 

[BackstageInaDress]

> Keane are absolutely beneath contempt.
> They sound like a Chris de Burgh Tribute Band.
> That pasty, fat-faced singer does my f***ing head in.
> To think this pile of shite kept Morrissey off the No.1 album slot.
> "Hopes and Fears", indeed. I "hopes" they never
> produce another song, let alone album, again, but I "fears" they
> will.

> Here endeth the Rant, go in peace.

i agree that the lead singer has a face u just wanna smack but you cant deny that "bedshapped" is a wonderful song

 

[White Howard]

I'd rather listen to Morrissey fart at a soundcheck then listen to another Keane song.

 

[realitybites]

Keen on Keane.

>"bedshapped" is a wonderful song

Among others.

 

[Bournemoz]

Re: Keen on Keane.

> Among others.

I must admit, it's a very very strong album. It's been barely out of the top 10 since it charted and shifted 150k in its first week.

Does Moz really have such a problem with them or is it in jest?

It's not as if Britney, Girls Aloud or the like kept him off the top spot.

 

[realitybites]

Re: Keen on Keane.

> I must admit, it's a very very strong album. It's been barely out of the
> top 10 since it charted and shifted 150k in its first week.

> Does Moz really have such a problem with them or is it in jest?

> It's not as if Britney, Girls Aloud or the like kept him off the top spot.

I think it is in jest. I bet deep down he likes them. How could he not? They are young, fresh, and very talented.

 

[Toutbuster]

Re: Keen on Keane.

and on the new bandaid single. Which is shite by the way.