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Bored At Unemployment
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I must admit that I was rather disappointed to discover that the scourge of the internet, also known as Fan Fiction, had not yet bled into Moz territory yet. I'm severely bored (see username) and was hoping for a good laugh... there's Harry Potter SLASH fan fiction for God's sake. Although if I ever get the hankering to read about Harry and Ron's latest magical discovery of each other's "wands", I'll let you know.
I can't be the only one who would find this uproarious.
I think I'll write some myself, so I can laugh. Only problem is, I'll have to [censor] it, because this is a Family Message Board.
"Morrissey slid sexily off stage and gasped as a slim figure lunged from the darkness, out of the wings.
'It's me,' a sexy voice said sexily.
'Johnny Marr! I always knew you would come back to me,' Morrissey choked, his voice coagulated with a mixture of lust and emotion and sexiness.
Sexily, Johnny took Morrissey into his sexy arms and began rubbing his back. Wracked with emotion, he brought his face to Morrissey's and they began to [Bible study]. With trembling hands, he then reached down and sexily unzipped Morrissey's [Jesus], caressing his [rosary], all the while [Hail Mary full of grace].
They collapsed to the floor in a tangled mass of [Sunday school], [communion wafer] and [the Pope] all akimbo. Finally spent, Johnny [Holy water] his [benediction] and disappeared back into the wings, leaving Morrissey drenched in [baptism], confusion, and, of course... sexiness.
I have far too much time on my hands. Hooray for insomnia!
I can't be the only one who would find this uproarious.
I think I'll write some myself, so I can laugh. Only problem is, I'll have to [censor] it, because this is a Family Message Board.
"Morrissey slid sexily off stage and gasped as a slim figure lunged from the darkness, out of the wings.
'It's me,' a sexy voice said sexily.
'Johnny Marr! I always knew you would come back to me,' Morrissey choked, his voice coagulated with a mixture of lust and emotion and sexiness.
Sexily, Johnny took Morrissey into his sexy arms and began rubbing his back. Wracked with emotion, he brought his face to Morrissey's and they began to [Bible study]. With trembling hands, he then reached down and sexily unzipped Morrissey's [Jesus], caressing his [rosary], all the while [Hail Mary full of grace].
They collapsed to the floor in a tangled mass of [Sunday school], [communion wafer] and [the Pope] all akimbo. Finally spent, Johnny [Holy water] his [benediction] and disappeared back into the wings, leaving Morrissey drenched in [baptism], confusion, and, of course... sexiness.
I have far too much time on my hands. Hooray for insomnia!
