morrissey on tv!!!

[sissy]

I am not saying that I know of any dates or anything, I'd just like it very very much if someone would tell me whenever he's gonna be on any late night talk show or whatever!!!...I've never actually see him other than in photographs...never seen him on television or at a concert and would very much like to see him!!!...thanks!!!...david letterman???...conan o'brien???...craig kilbourne???...

 

[suzanne]

> I am not saying that I know of any dates or anything, I'd just like it
> very very much if someone would tell me whenever he's gonna be on any late
> night talk show or whatever!!!...I've never actually see him other than in
> photographs...never seen him on television or at a concert and would very
> much like to see him!!!...thanks!!!...david letterman???...conan
> o'brien???...craig kilbourne???...

um yeah. we don't post that sort of information around here. you have to belong to our secret email ring called the Friends of the Quiff. you look like a nice person. if you can find someone to sponsor you, i'm sure eventually you'll be inducted.

 

[coming next]

how about the upcoming all-Morrissey "America's Most Wanted" episode?

 

[sissy]

> um yeah. we don't post that sort of information around here. you have to
> belong to our secret email ring called the Friends of the Quiff. you look
> like a nice person. if you can find someone to sponsor you, i'm sure
> eventually you'll be inducted.

well, that sounds like some sort of ridiculous elite group of snobs...not quite sure that I'd really want to belong to something like that!!!...I mean, does it make you feel good to actually hide stuff from other people who share the same interests as you???...what harm could it possibly do to simply relate what y'all know about when morrissey might be appearing on a television show!!!...jeepers!!!...it's not like any of us will be flipping channels on your television that night or anything...well, have fun with your little snobby circle!!!...

 

[LoafingOaf]

> well, that sounds like some sort of ridiculous elite group of snobs...not
> quite sure that I'd really want to belong to something like that!!!...I
> mean, does it make you feel good to actually hide stuff from other people
> who share the same interests as you???...what harm could it possibly do to
> simply relate what y'all know about when morrissey might be appearing on a
> television show!!!...jeepers!!!...it's not like any of us will be flipping
> channels on your television that night or anything...well, have fun with
> your little snobby circle!!!...

Um...I think she was just kiddin' ya. = )

Every detail of Morrissey's life is on this site. We know more about him than he knows about himself. We're really pretty sick here, actually! But you'll definitely not miss a TV appearance if you check the news page.

 

[Sir, I want more]

> I am not saying that I know of any dates or anything, I'd just like it
> very very much if someone would tell me whenever he's gonna be on any late
> night talk show or whatever!!!...I've never actually see him other than in
> photographs...never seen him on television or at a concert and would very
> much like to see him!!!...thanks!!!...david letterman???...conan
> o'brien???...craig kilbourne???...

Hey dear, you'll find everything on the main page, see the links. There are also some videos of Moz on some talking shows.

 

[sissy]

thanks very much all of you...I actually have the message board book marked so I usually skip over the rest of the web site...I guess that I'll have to check the rest out, huh???...I wasn't being hostile towards suzanne or anything...I pretty much suffer from the disease of not wanting to belong to any club that will have me as a member anyhow...anyone know what I'm talking about???...cheers and sloppy wet ones!!!...

 

[vernon sullivan]

> I am not saying that I know of any dates or anything, I'd just like it
> very very much if someone would tell me whenever he's gonna be on any late
> night talk show or whatever!!!...I've never actually see him other than in
> photographs...never seen him on television or at a concert and would very
> much like to see him!!!...thanks!!!...

Piece of cake.
Dress as a totally random Moz lunatic, dig up your sweetest grin, and walk right up to his front door.
Ring the bell (this is important!).
When he opens the door, ask him three things (start with the first):
a) whether he still sees Johnny Marr
b) whether he's already signed to Sanctuary
c) if he could get you a contract too (anywhere)

If he doesn't open, leave.

Chances are high you'll *both* end up on a famous TV channel.

 

[Swalow on my neck.]

No, she's telling the truth.

'Friends Of The Quiff' (Or F.O.T.Q.) has been going for about 6 years now. We started in an underground disused car park in Yorkshire (N. England) and the only members were myself, homeless Jack (now the chairman of a large multi national), Vicky (aged 7 1/2 back then) and Smudge the cat.

We now consist of thousands of members, from all corners of the globe and have all the details on Morrissey's next televisual appearance. We sometimes even know before he does.

We'll let you know.

 

[mr. x]

If you really want to join FOTQ

If you're willing, and if you have what it takes to join the knowledgeable ones, you must post a NT message to this board next friday 19 with the following subject: "Mr.Proper, teach me and my mom a lesson!" and then you go from there.
Consider yourself lucky!

> No, she's telling the truth.

> 'Friends Of The Quiff' (Or F.O.T.Q.) has been going for about 6 years now.
> We started in an underground disused car park in Yorkshire (N. England)
> and the only members were myself, homeless Jack (now the chairman of a
> large multi national), Vicky (aged 7 1/2 back then) and Smudge the cat.

> We now consist of thousands of members, from all corners of the globe and
> have all the details on Morrissey's next televisual appearance. We
> sometimes even know before he does.

> We'll let you know.

 

[sissy]

Re: If you really want to join FOTQ

> If you're willing, and if you have what it takes to join the knowledgeable
> ones, you must post a NT message to this board next friday 19 with the
> following subject: "Mr.Proper, teach me and my mom a lesson!"
> and then you go from there.
> Consider yourself lucky!

please educate me on what a NT message is please and the MAYBE I'll make an attempt...thanks for asking!!!...

 

[suzanne]

Re: If you really want to join FOTQ

> please educate me on what a NT message is please and the MAYBE I'll make
> an attempt...thanks for asking!!!...

NT stands for "no uvas". don't ask me why he mistakes a T for a U, and i apologize that such a mind has been let into our organization, but i'm here to tell you that FOTQ is the true heart of the morrissey fandom. we are all abuzz over a recent television appearance by the man himself. A new song debuted. And since it is now common knowledge he appeared on TV, well, i won't get in trouble for revealing this new 70's soul direction he's going in is superb

 

[mr. x]

Re: If you really want to join FOTQ

> please educate me on what a NT message is please and the MAYBE I'll make
> an attempt...thanks for asking!!!...

NT is no "no text", that is, a message were you only write something on the "subject" area. Look, I can't be that cruel to a fellow Morrissey fan: I was kidding! There's no such thing as a an "FOTQ"! Mr. Proper is just our very own virtual court jester; don't let either him or greasetea scare you.
As said before, news on Moz are featured on Morrissey-solo's main page faster than the speed of light-- keep an eye on it and you'll get to know everyhting that happens in Mozland. Ambitious-outsiders.com and morrisseytour.com are also good.

 

[sissy]

Re: If you really want to join FOTQ

> NT is no "no text", that is, a message were you only write
> something on the "subject" area. Look, I can't be that cruel to
> a fellow Morrissey fan: I was kidding! There's no such thing as a an
> "FOTQ"! Mr. Proper is just our very own virtual court jester;
> don't let either him or greasetea scare you.
> As said before, news on Moz are featured on Morrissey-solo's main page
> faster than the speed of light-- keep an eye on it and you'll get to know
> everyhting that happens in Mozland. Ambitious-outsiders.com and
> morrisseytour.com are also good.

well, now I don't have any idea who to believe...considering that I'm probably one of the most gullible people who ever existed, it's not such a big deal to scam me...however, is there is or is there ain't any such group as the FOTQ???...are you referring to craig kilbourne mentioning him???...or did he himself (morrissey) really appear on television recently???...and what's this about a new song???...since I don't EVER listen to the radio, there is very little chance that I'd find out about it other than from an online source, that is...

 

[oh my]

see what you started, black-eyed suzanne?

 

[suzanne]

amazing how much trust people put into me

come with me
and we'll be
in a world of pure imagination

if you want to view paradise
simply look around and view it
anything you want to do it

want to change the world
there's nothing to it.

 

[Fox in the Snow]

Suzanne, just damn lead us to Paradise, be our guru CEO... LOL

> come with me
> and we'll be
> in a world of pure imagination

> if you want to view paradise
> simply look around and view it
> anything you want to do it

> want to change the world
> there's nothing to it.
We will come with you to the Disneyland of imagination, my dear Suzanne,
you are a darling

Yours, Fox in the Snow (David)

P.S. Now I have a boyFRIEND, not b-fiend... LOL

 

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

> I pretty much suffer from the disease of not wanting
> to belong to any club that will have me as a member anyhow...anyone know
> what I'm talking about???

A Woody Allenism.

> ...cheers and sloppy wet ones!!!...

Eww.

 

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

Re: If you really want to join FOTQ

> since I don't EVER
> listen to the radio, there is very little chance that I'd find out about
> it other than from an online source, that is...

Don't worry - Morrissey doesn't get played on the radio, anyway.

 

[sissy]

> A Woody Allenism.

actually, woody allen got it from the marx brothers, I think...or maybe that was something else???...more sloppy wet ones coming your way!!!...