Funny thread.
Things my mother has said:
Mom
-What is that noise coming from upstairs? It sounds like someones crying as they sing. Its just Morrissey..What is a Morrissey? Just a guy who is a great writer who sings like he is crying. Enough said lol
-Why is it that you watch that weird video of him kicking sand, why doess he do that? Mom, its just part of the video. What does he flop around the rocks? Is he gay, ooohhh he looks gay. Come and watch it. Thats not christian honey. A chocolate bar..Im lost. What is wrong with him? Are you gay honey? MOM! Well, he is..isnt he?
Mom, one day maybe I will know but I don't care, I like the song, thats all. (MOM)Please don't put that video on anymore when I am here. ( I do just to joke with her all the time-ha)
---(in the car one day giving her a ride) This song, have I heard it before? (Let me kiss you) I dont think so.. Oh its that guy who exposes himself on tv videos isn't it. (I am laughing so hard I almost hit a parked car and pee at the same time) Exposes?? Mom , I will put in frank sinatra ok?
---(Mom)Are you coming over for dinner tonight? NO I m going to Boston to see a concert. Who honey? Morrissey. Oh KIMMMMMM don't do that.
Ma, he throws shirts in the audience, do you want me to try to get it for you? (MOM) Are you joking, who does he think he is Elvis? DONT YOU TOUCH THAT SHIRT! LOL Ma, people stage dive sometimes at the end to kiss him or shake his hand. Stage dive? What does that mean? Rush the stage? Yes mom, oh now he is the BEATLES? What row are you in? 7th. I don't think you should go out, maybe you should come over for dinner instead, I am making a ham. (adding fire to the flame) Mom, morrissey would not like ham and no I am not coming over. Oh hes a vegatarian too? (The story goes on and on about why we should eat meat for 10 mins ) LOL
---After the concert- (MOM)How was it, did you get a shirt? No but I got button that rolled on the floor in the middle of a fight. A FIGHT!!! What on earth will you do with a button? I sewed it on my pants. WHAT! How can I contact this Morrison..Ma, Morrissey. and you can't. THANK GOD..LOL
Love her but....