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I thought dogs were being tortured to get my money, so I gave it all away to get rid of the incentive to torture the dogs.
 
I remember when he picked me up, wrapped my legs around his waist, and mashed my breasts into his chest. It was jarring.
 
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They think this guy hiding in their barn is Jesus.

 
I avoid anything sweetened, though I had several family sized dark chocolate bars recently. I'm stopping that.
 
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