balconyfool
foolish, ghoulish, etc.
Throughout the article it seems apparent that Simon Armitage f***ing hates Morrissey. Simon characterizes Morrissey as decrepit and self-absorbed to the point of delusion. He dismisses Morrissey's lyrical talents; "in fact, Morrissey isn't a poet. He's a very witty emailer," then goes on to equate Morrissey's career with the Smiths to his own garage band. Is Armitage threatened? I don't know, take a look at his poetry. http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-golden-toddy/
SA: "Do you own a valid driving licence?"
M: "What kind of bland, insipid question is that?"
SA: "It's a good question, isn't it? Has anyone asked you it before?"
M: "No. But that's hardly a surprise, is it?"
Is Simon Armitage a very witty anything?
SA: "Do you own a valid driving licence?"
M: "What kind of bland, insipid question is that?"
SA: "It's a good question, isn't it? Has anyone asked you it before?"
M: "No. But that's hardly a surprise, is it?"
Is Simon Armitage a very witty anything?