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Tom Tomorrow
Guest
Breaking news from CNN:
A leak from the White House has corroborated the Bush Administration's plans to attack Mars, and various other planets, on the pretense of their harboring weapons of mass destruction. The real motive, however, according to the anonymous source is, the administration's belief that there are vast amounts of untapped virgin petroleum lying latent inside those planets.
A leak from the White House has corroborated the Bush Administration's plans to attack Mars, and various other planets, on the pretense of their harboring weapons of mass destruction. The real motive, however, according to the anonymous source is, the administration's belief that there are vast amounts of untapped virgin petroleum lying latent inside those planets.
