The Creepiest Children's Books Ever

[I am a Ghost]

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/29/the-creepiest-childrens-b_n_513489.html?fbwall#s75168

 

[JoyDiv007]

Those are really bad books.

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

 

[I am a Ghost]

Wow, that is seriously creepy looking.

I'd say Elmo and his pal are "super-sturdy" too from the expressions on their faces..

 

[Mozza220559]

It isn't a book but it's the creepiest thing on Public Access TV...

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[EPbabe]

Again, not a book but a film: E.T. I saw it in the cinema with my dad and was scared to death. But I didn't dare to tell my parents, so they thought I loved it, and bought me several E.T. puppets. I couldn't sleep at night...

 

[I am a Ghost]

Again, not a book but a film: E.T. I saw it in the cinema with my dad and was scared to death. But I didn't dare to tell my parents, so they thought I loved it, and bought me several E.T. puppets. I couldn't sleep at night...

He looked creepy, Eepy.

He was a tranny as well, enough to give any child sleepless nights.

 

[Mars_Rover]

Indoctrinating kids on plastic surgery... written by a plastic surgeon. Oy vey:

 

[JoanOfArc]

Ernst Wiechert-"Fairy tales".

 

[Barking]

I can't believe these are for real! (Poor Elmo!)

here are pisstakes of a famous children's book I used to read. They've kept the pictures, just slightly altered the titles...

Martine/ Jump!

Martine hides a body

Martine and the drunk bear

Martine presents Michael Jackson's child

Martine and Condoleeza attack Irak

Martine discovers the kama sutra.

Imagine if they were real!!!

 

[I am a Ghost]

Is that you on the cover of the last book?

 

[Barking]

Is that you on the cover of the last book?

Oï!!! You calling me a dachshund?

 

[I am a Ghost]

Oï!!! You calling me a dachshund?

Dat's a Daschund?

 

[Kewpie]

Imagine if they were real.

It looks like a Spaniel to me.

 

[Barking]

Dat's a Daschund?

Ach. To my tinking, tat's a teckel. (Oh and, I ain't a German sheperd either, so stop trying that language with me, will you. )

No Kewpie, it's not a spaniel, it's Patapouf.

See for yourself in

Martine kills little doggies

 

[I am a Ghost]

Ach. To my tinking, tat's a teckel. (Oh and, I ain't a German sheperd either, so stop trying that language with me, will you. )

No Kewpie, it's not a spaniel, it's Patapouf.

See for yourself in

Martine kills little doggies

I always thought dachshunds were big feckin' doggies.

Martine looks an evil little brioche. She could be in that Communion picture with little Moz.

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

Not a book either, but creepy. Very creepy.

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[yesitis]

to move on to actually disturbing children's books, was anyone here ever tortured by struwwelpeter?

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

to move on to actually disturbing children's books, was anyone here ever tortured by struwwelpeter?

Yes! Me! I didn't develop a particular fondness for this book. Because of my curly hair I wasn't able to groom it properly, so I thought I'd have the same fate as Struwwelpeter.

Even though some bits of the book aren't even as bad, e.g. it makes a point against racism, not as usual back then.

Still creepy though.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Not a book either, but creepy. Very creepy.

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That's horrendous.

And the Struw thing is all kinds of scary.