The Jeremy Kyle Show

[The Cat's Mother]

You should go to the audition, then suggest the producer that you have an idea of a new slot 'spot the faker'.

Don't forget I own the royalty.

Fighting over the royalties could be a Kyle show spot in itself. If only Jezzer had been around to sort out The Smiths.

 

[Mozza220559]

(Admittedly a lot of this is like a foreign language to me but...)

Come live in the north, you'd love it!

 

[billy scissors]

Is Billy ginger? Cause Marlon's a ginner and MacCauley's sort of Chinese. But they both look lush in burberry so who gives a shit? And you're a &%££()*DT".



I had to google a couple of items myself. Does that mean I can't go on the show?

Yes I am ginger (beer)

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Yes I am ginger (beer)

Close enough. Right, you bastard, you can start handing over half your benefits to raise your kid. I'll send you my Foxy Bingo account number and you can stick it straight in there. Saves messing about.

 

[DAVIE]

Our version of Jeremy Kyle is way more white trashier.

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I can't believe Jerry shouted "no" when the woman started fighting again...that's not like him at all!
I like the acting on this topic, oh we do have some drama queens on here haha!

 

[Jackie London]

Did anyone see the episode last thursday the 4th? The episode with that old lady who was a complete sex maniac?