The new Photography thread

[Anonymous]

Lunch view earlier today and P looked stunning in her new One Piece dress.
Why do women wear clothes at all?

.. to tease us. I am ready for the summer weather when there’s more skin to show and that makes me more alive with never ending arousal. The soft silky skin just needs to be explored and gently stroked until you feel her comings right on your fingers. Then all is left to do is take off the dress and slide your erected penis right into the hive full of warm, sticky sweetness.
Lol

 

[Anonymous]

.. to tease us. I am ready for the summer weather when there’s more skin to show and that makes me more alive with never ending arousal. The soft silky skin just needs to be explored and gently stroked until you feel her comings right on your fingers. Then all is left to do is take off the dress and slide your erected penis right into the hive full of warm, sticky sweetness.
Lol

Urgh from Urb

LOL

 

[Anonymous]

Overlooking the area and Nicos restaurant where we had a great meal last Night.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Overlooking the area and Nicos restaurant where we had a great meal last Night.

that looks so shitty compared to greece

 

[Anonymous]

that looks so shitty compared to greece

Some areas are clean and some are shitty though I assume you mean another shitty. The world is always best where you are and when you sleep the whole world is asleep.

Hate to break it to you and inchy but Greece is not all that and maybe the people there could work for a change to save their skint arses.

Just a thought..... (inbred turks the lot).

 

[nicky wire's legs]

when you sleep the whole world is asleep.

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can you stop saying that or some variation of that? I don't know wher eyou got it, and I know you think it's clever or amusing, but it's not, it's lame as hell, like everything else you say

 

[Anonymous]

can you stop saying that or some variation of that? I don't know wher eyou got it, and I know you think it's clever or amusing, but it's not, it's lame as hell, like everything else you say

The universe circles around you and on the way home a air hostess made me feel like that is how I picture you. She had intense focused eyes and a super slim body and perfect features.

Did we just have our first fight in this relationship?

This feels so real now!

Shut up, you love me.

 

[Anonymous]

As promised a video of the fire in Lanzarote a week ago with commentary from me. (Call me Sky News).

https://streamable.com/htacx

"We have a new pope".

BeforeI get criticism from making fun of a fire I can say that no one got injured and that the owners were there day after cleaning the place out so despite the quite long fire the damages were under control.

Why does accidents always happen where there is some kind of comedy involved as in this case when the bar was named Good old days?

Not a three bar fire but a bar fire.

 

[Anonymous]

Another video from the fire with a female police officer directing traffic with some Attenborough style commentating from me.

"It's hell on earth".

Catch a glimpse of Pilla!

https://streamable.com/l7boe

 

[Anonymous]

For the cat lovers and our fave female cat in the morning before we got out and gave her breakfast and listen to my silly voice. To respect the cleaners we did not invite it in but that cat and the other grey one wanted to come in which told us they have owners cause they did behave differently from the other wilder cats but they were all well behaved not even fighting over food.

I've only seen ducks let the young ones eat but the older cats allowed the young ones to eat first.

https://streamable.com/svido

I tried to make her roll around like she did most days. Same one sleeping in Pillas lap in earlier pictures.

 

[Anonymous]

A video from when the fire had not gone on for long and policemen had arrived to try and put it out and later one policeman was coughing like hell up there on the balcony.

A dutchman is heard behind me talking about the fire before you hear me saying to Pilla in swedish that they are closing down the traffic and that I wonder if there is something up there that might explode.

Pilla goes "f*** knows"in swedish.

"Fan vet" (only the devil knows).

https://streamable.com/4bgjl

 

[Anonymous]

that looks so shitty compared to greece

I took the picture of Nico's from the left of this piazza looking place which made me think of scenes from "Gomorra".

The italian influence is quite strong on most islands in the Canaries and you always know when you're in an area that they settled down in as you hear italian being spoken around you.

Very filthy place made up of what used to be old stores with only a fruit company left and an irish bar plus the old norwegian sailor church.

"Sjömannskirken"

The norwegian seamens church. Not semen this time, sorry, but I can send a sample.

 

[Anonymous]

The spanish barker told us a man from Sweden worked at the restaurant as a waiter but that he was too small to be considered swedish and look how he makes me look big and fat though to be fair I have put on weight.

Björn named after Björn Skifs is in fact the swedish legendary singers unknown son but let us keep that a secret.



Why do I always meet the famous and their offspring?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Björn_Skifs

The picture is on a server that may delete it in a bit so blink and you will miss it.

 

[Anonymous]

The spanish barker told us a man from Sweden worked at the restaurant as a waiter but that he was too small to be considered swedish and look how he makes me look big and fat though to be fair I have put on weight.

Björn named after Björn Skifs is in fact the swedish legendary singers unknown son but let us keep that a secret.



Why do I always meet the famous and their offspring?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Björn_Skifs

The picture is on a server that may delete it in a bit so blink and you will miss it.

Me and Björn the unknown son of Björn Skifs in Lanzarote.

 

[Anonymous]

The spanish barker told us a man from Sweden worked at the restaurant as a waiter but that he was too small to be considered swedish and look how he makes me look big and fat though to be fair I have put on weight.

Björn named after Björn Skifs is in fact the swedish legendary singers unknown son but let us keep that a secret.



Why do I always meet the famous and their offspring?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Björn_Skifs

The picture is on a server that may delete it in a bit so blink and you will miss it.

When it comes to acting Skifs did some brilliant comedy movies like this one from 1993, "The Dream House" where he isn't exactly a handy man.

https://nyafilmer.lol/dromkaken/

No english subs.

Framed from 1988 was funny too.

https://nyafilmer.lol/strul/

 

[Anonymous]

Björn Skifs sings at Crown Princess Victoria's wedding 10 years ago along with Agnes and Agnes happens to be Britney Spears fave artist and Britney drove many miles to catch the swedish singer at a live gig a few years ago.



Anyway this sums up this thread:

 

[Anonymous]

Me and Björn the unknown son of Björn Skifs in Lanzarote.

Or go here:

https://picresize.com/images/rsz_img_20200207_211522424md.jpg

 

[Anonymous]

Or go here:

https://picresize.com/images/rsz_img_20200207_211522424md.jpg

It's gone now and for some reason I can't put it up any other way.

You missed the chance of a lifetime.

LOL

Björn told us to shop at Overseas which is a english Waitrose shop and they had not only a nice store but also a lot of goodies.

All alone in the store in the evening we took in the atmosphere of dear old blighty.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

you're ten times grosser than i even imagined you to be (and probably ten times grosser still without the hat). ive been looking at your picture and thinking of all the loathsome, hateful, dirty and desperate things you've uttered here coming out of that mouth and it makes me want to puke.

can we PLEASE get back to pictures of lanterns' cats now?!

 

[The Chameleon]

You're fatter than ROLF!