It's 100% an April fooligan !
Nobody in their right mind will give our Crank a recording contract after the shenanigans he pulled with Harvest. And besides that pub and chug rock music is dead in these times.
My Kingdumb for an audience ? Just look at the interest shown in the recent "arena tour" performances ! The act is dead, it is no more of interest, we've seen it all before ! Bloke announces tour. Will or won't the bloke turn up or cancel ? Bloke walks on stage, talks some bollocks and sings a few of his old bands songs and some de-composed by session pub rock geezers. Bloke sends audiance for a piss while proclaiming meat is but cheese is not murder for the umpteenth time (yawn). Bloke rants about Royal family, bloke gets his moobs out and throws blouse into audience, bloke appears onstage in a new blouse for one more song, bloke says " whatever happens I love you, forget my fete and not face ". House lights up !
THE END !
So predictable and boring the United Kingdum stayed at home apart from a few ultra April fools and we know who you are.
Benny-the-British-Butcher (cheese is not murder, this morning)