Identify this mystery song please

[Pashernate Friend]

Slay me for me ignorance, but which Smiths / Moz song has lyrics that go something like, "you steal with your right hand but caress with your left"? Some bloke was singing it (badly) in front of me at the Moz gig and it annoyed me that I didn't recognise it!

Thanks to you all.

 

[Colin]

> Slay me for me ignorance, but which Smiths / Moz song has lyrics
> that go something like, "you steal with your right hand but
> caress with your left"? Some bloke was singing it (badly)
> in front of me at the Moz gig and it annoyed me that I didn't
> recognise it!

> Thanks to you all.
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