Is Morrissey Objectum-Sexual?

[Bill Poster]

Is Moz aware Paris is already taken? A woman who is 'objectum-sexual', i.e she can only fall in love with objects, married the Eiffel Tower in a touching ceremony:

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html

So if Moz wants to throw his arms around Paris, he should be at least aware that the Eiffel Tower has sworn itself to heterosexual monogamy, and none of that strange poncey English effete nonsense, please, pour la France.

 

[Bill Poster]

Here's the mad Tower-shagger bird in question (sorry, can't put this into an edited post for some reason)

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Mental.

 

[echobay]

Mental.

Who ? Bill Poster or Mrs Tower ?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Who ? Bill Poster or Mrs Tower ?

Anyone who'd marry something without a pulse.

 

[Bill Poster]

Barbara Bush?

 

[sol]

Here's the mad Tower-shagger bird in question (sorry, can't put this into an edited post for some reason)

Is Morrissey Objectum-Sexual?
YESS

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I think know for sure form it is male

So she just married the biggest dick ever? She should think about doing an online uncontested divorce, especially if the tower loaned her soul out to COMMIT CRIME WITH.

 

[Hellie]

You are all insane.

 

[I am a Ghost]

I'd throw my arms around Venice, but never Paris.

 

[Barking]

....
Jake, a "reliable, solid and beautiful hi-fi system"? Gives a whole new meaning to Supergrass'
Can you hear us humping (on) your stereo-o.

(By the way, tough news for Mrs la Tour Eiffel, she married a woman.)

 

[Quiffaa]

....
(By the way, tough news for Mrs la Tour Eiffel, she married a woman.)

both might be lesbians anyway.
But how did they find out about La Tour Eiffels monogamous interests?

Paris, a very nice genderneutral name. A bit big for his lovely arms but 'Some girls are bigger than others'

 

[Raphael Lambach]

You are all insane.

I'd throw Bill's head under truck's wheels.

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

WTF?! Objectum sexual...Eiffel tower...we're all going mad...

I'm an object, by the way.

 

[mcrickson]

I'd throw Bill's head under truck's wheels.

 

[Quiffaa]

definitely morrissey is a sexy subject
or rather subjectum-sexual ? afraid that this sounds too S&Mmy, which I don't mean

 

[Raphael Lambach]

Wouldn't you want to?
All thread he makes is fool and cretine - and with no interesting questions or even any important subject - imo.

 

[Flax]

I thought that Eiffel Tower meant, as urbandictionary put it:

"A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape."

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

I thought that Eiffel Tower meant, as urbandictionary put it:

"A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape."

Which one would Moz be? Or would he be a spectator? Does it have to happen in Paris?

I like the high-fiving part...exactly what I'd think about having sex...

 

[Flax]

Which one would Moz be? Or would he be a spectator? Does it have to happen in Paris?

I like the high-fiving part...exactly what I'd think about having sex...

I think that moz would be reeling around the eiffel tower, getting slapped around a bit