Is Morrissey Objectum-Sexual?

[Barking]

I think that moz would be reeling around the eiffel tower, getting slapped around a bit

I'm surprised that no one in Limerick has told us that Morrissey has been up the Eiffel Tower many many times, and that he even sent them a postcard.

(That was your cue btw, stab-city erudites. )

May I suggest a symposium? "Morrissey: Who put the M in Monuments."