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pillow
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the fun went out of it when my sex-drive plummeted
i realised i was more interested in eating pie.
and farting.
nevermind,
they had their moments.
there were a few good twitches,
a few spasms,
a few dirty chuckles.
lets hope theres a clever pervert out there willing to bear the torch for naive erotic literature involving sad-has-been celebritys.
where are you?
write me a steamy one before i lay down my pillow for good.
i realised i was more interested in eating pie.
and farting.
nevermind,
they had their moments.
there were a few good twitches,
a few spasms,
a few dirty chuckles.
lets hope theres a clever pervert out there willing to bear the torch for naive erotic literature involving sad-has-been celebritys.
where are you?
write me a steamy one before i lay down my pillow for good.