VOLUNTEERS for my MORRISSEY FANTASIES of THE WEEK?

[pillow]

i needs them,
to satisfy perverted ends,
sign here please:

so far im thinking about an outdoor loo,a fairground, the back of his jag or backstage.
or even an old fashioned cosy mattress with bouncy springs.

go away mr improper,
you had your turn already.

 

[GenderNectar]

*raises her hand* Oh me me me!! Mmmm....me, Moz and the Jag. Hell ya -- sign me up!

"And on cold leather seats well, it suddenly struck me. I just might die with a smile on my face after all"

 

[Chloe le Fay]

> i needs them,
> to satisfy perverted ends,
> sign here please:

> so far im thinking about an outdoor loo,a fairground, the back of his jag
> or backstage.
> or even an old fashioned cosy mattress with bouncy springs.

> go away mr improper,
> you had your turn already.

Moi? *puppy dog eyes*

-your devoted fan, Chloe le Fay

 

[Mindy]

may i please be third? mast...er...laughter is a great stress reliever.

> i needs them,
> to satisfy perverted ends,
> sign here please:

> so far im thinking about an outdoor loo,a fairground, the back of his jag
> or backstage.
> or even an old fashioned cosy mattress with bouncy springs.

> go away mr improper,
> you had your turn already.

 

[Girl Drowning]

LOLOLOL amen to that Mindy!

> may i please be third? mast...er...laughter is a great stress reliever.

 

[Mindy]

a kindred spirit!

all of us morrissey-solo girls should start a morrissey estrogen brigade. if only such a thing weren't so inherently creepy.

 

[pillow]

im putting your names into a hat...

yes, yes very rude,
but not rude enough.

i must be inspired...

the names are in a hat,
[i lie, its a sock.]
i am shaking it now...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

and the winner of this dubious honour is....

welll...mmm...aah...erm...oooh...

* * * * * * *

youll just have to stretch out and wait, etc etc,

you might be in for the ride of your life,

or just a damp fiddle.

and dont blame me if he cant perform...

hes out of practice.

 

[pillow]

> a kindred spirit!

> all of us morrissey-solo girls should start a morrissey estrogen brigade.
> if only such a thing weren't so inherently creepy.

yes, all the most enjoyable things are frowned upon.
for instance,
its not nice to:

eat cake in the nude,

sit on strangers car bonnets,

play with yourself at the queens birthday bash,

laugh at cripples,

and telling people on the bus,

that you want to,

sit on morrisseys face,

is also frowned upon in most social circles.

but not here.

this place is a very useful outlet for creepiness.
enjoy it,
display those hairy mental cracks!

 

[Caleb's Bloody Bride]

> LOLOLOL amen to that Mindy!
Unfortunatly for Mindy, Morrissey doesn't have sex with people who don't shut up.

 

[Heather]

SHUT the HELL up, Pillow....go buy yourself a dildo!!

 

[suzanne]

> i needs them,
> to satisfy perverted ends,
> sign here please:

> so far im thinking about an outdoor loo,a fairground, the back of his jag
> or backstage.
> or even an old fashioned cosy mattress with bouncy springs.

> go away mr improper,
> you had your turn already.

are you providing a service for people who are too cowardly to write out their own fantasies?

 

[Caleb's Bloody Bride]

> are you providing a service for people who are too cowardly to write out
> their own fantasies?
and you should charge, maybe start a 900 number.

 

[pillow]

> are you providing a service for people who are too cowardly to write out
> their own fantasies?

yes,

yes i am.

and im also getting my jollies.

ta.

 

[pillow]

> and you should charge, maybe start a 900 number.

have you read the one about morrissey fisting a certain mr p.

it involved alot of soap.

its still around somewhere,

ho-hum,
ho-hum,

 

[Notastitchtowear]

> a kindred spirit!

> all of us morrissey-solo girls should start a morrissey estrogen brigade.
> if only such a thing weren't so inherently creepy.

Creepy?! Sign me up!

 

[Notastitchtowear]

> yes,

> yes i am.

> and im also getting my jollies.

> ta.

Is it too late to 'toss' my name in the hat?

 

[Chloe le Fay]

> are you providing a service for people who are too cowardly to write out
> their own fantasies?

Not really, in my case...I've never written any stories involving Mozza with myself, but I've written slash stories with El Mozza involved.

 

[Ruffian]

> i needs them,
> to satisfy perverted ends,
> sign here please:

> so far im thinking about an outdoor loo,a fairground, the back of his jag
> or backstage.
> or even an old fashioned cosy mattress with bouncy springs.

Stick me in for a big part...

...I'll play the loveable ruffian of course.

I am trying to get into your work for my next English A Level theory. 'The works of Pillow'..

 

[pillow]

> Stick me in for a big part...

> ...I'll play the loveable ruffian of course.

> I am trying to get into your work for my next English A Level theory. 'The
> works of Pillow'..

ha bloody ha.

im maroon with insane laughter.