Maybe he has a uterus that we don't know about?
if you and morrissey had a child...
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Maybe he has a uterus that we don't know about?
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
This wouldn't surprise me in the least, although my guess is that Elton John's got the uterus part covered.
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I've been trying to morph for 10 minutes now and the page keeps taking a shit on me.
I give up.
I give up.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
One time I got a wild hair and dropped everything and drove to Las Vegas. On the way I stopped at a rest stop just south of the Gaviota Pass. I saw a man there who looked nine months pregnant. This wasn't a beer belly, this was a pregnant-looking man. I thought "Oh my God, the aliens have arrived and I'm on my way to gamble." Something tells me I'll be having lobster for dinner.
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yesitis
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to the people calling ripper's response to this thread pretentious: you are wrong. you should look up pretentious in a dictionary.
what you should have said was, "get the stick out of your ass or f*** off. whining little prick."
what you should have said was, "get the stick out of your ass or f*** off. whining little prick."
nugz
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hey im not a man!!!
although, im still trying to figure out what gender our child is.....
CrystalGeezer
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In reality, if me (or anyone else) and Morrissey had a child, it would cause this message board to blow up! 
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ahhhhhhhhh, it SCARED ME! look!
OK it's settled, Nugz and Morrissey have to mate because it will produce David Bowie!
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nugz
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hahaha. i shouldve known better than to use a black and white picture with a color picture. oops!
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