Let's Play a Game!

Just incase Johnny Depp or Moz are reading....

I would like to shag Johnny, as he is very veeerrry attractive.

I would like to marry Moz, and have a healthy sex life with him, involving lots of shagging.

And i'd kill David Walliams, cos hes the only one left...poor guy.
 
Shag : Johnny Depp :)rolleyes: just for kicks)
Marry : Steven Patrick Morrissey :sweet:
Kill : :gun: David Williams

.... that was way too easy.
 
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Shall we have some more peeps? I propose:

Blokes: Tom Cruise, Thom Yorke, Tom Selleck

Ladies: Kate Bush, Kate Winslet, Katie Holmes.

I'm only going to respond on the dudes on this one:

Obviously I would have to kill Tom Cruise. Enough said.

I would marry Tom Selleck because I would enjoy waking up to a full and healthy mustache evey morning.

And I guess I would bone (shag) Tom Yorke but I would ask him not to speak during it.
 
Shag : Johnny Depp :)rolleyes: just for kicks)
Marry : Steven Patrick Morrissey :sweet:
Kill : :gun: David Williams

.... that was way too easy.

Oh well I'll just have to make it more difficult. I agree with
your top two.

I actually couldn't kill anyone so that makes me a bit of a no brainer
for this game, but maybe Madonna. Oh sorry, I just find her irksome....
 
Oh well I'll just have to make it more difficult. I agree with
your top two.

I actually couldn't kill anyone so that makes me a bit of a no brainer
for this game, but maybe Madonna. Oh sorry, I just find her irksome....

I couldn't kill anyone either but this is just hypothetical.
Madonna makes me feel physically sick, she is a truiely disgusting excuse for a human. :p
What is with the leotards?!
Urgh.
 
I couldn't kill anyone either but this is just hypothetical.
Madonna makes me feel physically sick, she is a truiely disgusting excuse for a human. :p
What is with the leotards?!
Urgh.

I have the new issue of Vanity Fair with Madge on the cover, and she's gonna be 50 in August and I swear she's had work done of her face. In one pic she looked exactly like Ann-Margaret. Her new album is supposed "Hard Candy" to be destined to greatness but as I cannot stand her, and WE can't stand her (I'm preaching to the choir) she won't be getting our money.:gun:
 
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