I enjoyed this and thought it was funny. Even if it was tongue in cheek, it was clever.
Highlights:
"Even today, it’s still an absolute and legal requirement of all tickets sales that Moz strips off his sweat-soaked shirt at least once every show and throw it into the crowd, who instantly rend it to tiny fragrant shreds, which they then appear to eat. If Morrissey doesn’t get his tits out for the lads and lasses you’re fully entitled for a full refund, I believe."
and I like this one too...
"And, centre of shot, perhaps his most enduring relationship of all: the one he has with his hair."