The J Theorem

[TheNightingale]

Has anyone ever noticed that Morrissey seems to be closely surrounded by people who's first names begin with the letter "J"? It seems like this is true more so than any other type of name. Of course I don't know every private confidante of the man but let me list some examples:

Jackie (sister)
Johnny
Jake
Julia
Jesse
Jennifer

to a lesser extent
Jonathan (Ross)...sorry Russell.

Does anyone else find this interesting or just a coincidence?

 

[Worm]

Has anyone ever noticed that Morrissey seems to be closely surrounded by people who's first names begin with the letter "J"? It seems like this is true more so than any other type of name. Of course I don't know every private confidante of the man but let me list some examples:

Jackie (sister)
Johnny
Jake
Julia
Jesse
Jennifer

to a lesser extent
Jonathan (Ross)...sorry Russell.

Does anyone else find this interesting or just a coincidence?

Jo Slee.

He likes Jobriath. And Jo from "A Taste of Honey".

 

[Kewpie]

Re: The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life

Black Eyed posted The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life in 2006

 

[Hellie]

Re: The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life

Black Eyed posted The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life in 2006

Yawn.

 

[Morrisseyfan08]

Not really.If you look at how many people there are in his life whose names dont begin J then it doesn't seem so extraordinary.If you toss a coin 50 times and it comes up heads it seems amazing but if you knew that was in the middle of it being tossed 1200 it would not seem so amazing.You just need to see the bigger picture.

 

[echobay]

James Maker

James Dean

David Johannsen

James O'Brien


Jeane
I have forgiven Jesus

 

[Interesting Thug]

He's going on Jools Holland

 

[Flax]

yeah, but there is
Nancy Sinatra, Sandie Shaw, Vini Reilly, Stephen Street, Viv, Boz Boorer, Arthur Kane, Pete Burns, Gary Day, Alain Whyte, Billy Duffy, Steve Lillywhite, Linder Sterling, Mick Ronson, Suggs, etc... etc... etc....

 

[Brel]

J'accuse...

 

[TheNightingale]

Re: The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life

Black Eyed posted The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life in 2006

Thanks for the link Kewpie. There were even many more than I thought. I knew some people would agree and others would find it nonsense. It was just something that was rattling around in my brain today. Oh how the mind wanders when everyday is the same.

 

[GirlAfraid23]

If this theory is true then he would love me as my name is Jenny

 

[billybu69]

Please stop it...

 

[Vic Strangeways]

Re: The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life

Black Eyed posted The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life in 2006

Topshop has a huge sale on life, you should hurry and get one while stocks last.

 

[Kewpie]

Re: The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life

Topshop has a huge sale on life, you should hurry and get one while stocks last.

Hmmmm, I can't afford clothes shopping right now.

 

[vivabob]

jesus

*** ok i missed this one earlier*****

 

[nowherefast944]

yeah, but there is
Nancy Sinatra, Sandie Shaw, Vini Reilly, Stephen Street, Viv, Boz Boorer, Arthur Kane, Pete Burns, Gary Day, Alain Whyte, Billy Duffy, Steve Lillywhite, Linder Sterling, Mick Ronson, Suggs, etc... etc... etc....

i'm sure they have Js in their middle names

 

[Vic Strangeways]

Re: The 'J' 's in Morrisseys life

Hmmmm, I can't afford clothes shopping right now.

Haha, how funny.