This insanity HAS to stop, and NOW. Morrissey is far too important for this to be happening!

[a true fan]

> May I ask who "me" is?

It seems you don't want your real name/identity revealed -- why would I?

With all due respect, give it a rest, woman, and move on to something else!

 

[the lord's substitute]

Is that a promise, Lord?

>If you get the smiths together you can have my job. I'm sick of it anyway to be honest.

Yes, lord, I will get right on that. Since you obviously can't accomplish it. Whoops. I didn't mean it that way, God, really I didn't. Why is it getting hot in here? Are those flames? God? GOD?!?! AHHHHH!!!

 

[the lord's substitute]

Re: Dear Jesus: Can I have a pony

Lord, if you'll just cool it off by about one thousand two hundred seventy five degrees in here, I promise I won't get her the damned pony either. I'm sorry about my previous comment. I know you can get the Smiths back together, you just chose not to, I know, god. And I'm not just sucking up, either. God?

 

[Rainbow Brite doll]

> I do believe that in the original, he appeared to be yelling at a vase of
> Gerbera Daisies.

> 'THESE ARE NOT GLADIOLI YOU f***O'

> Observe:
> http://www.morrissey-solo.com/content/stories/2000/newyorkcity/images/album/PA200986.JPG

haha that picture is so cute! Everybody in it has a dumb expression.

 

[Bored At Unemployment]

Geez. Next time I'll ask Judas.

 

[Bored At Unemployment]

Re: Dear Jesus: Can I have a pony

No, I suggest getting me the pony. Trust me. This Lord of ours is a little fiesty. If you get me a pony we can run him over.

 

[Colleen1962]

Re: Dear Jesus: Can I have a pony

LOL if I had the MONEY like SOME PEOPLE, I'd buy you all the ponies you wanted!

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

Oh I know who "some people" are! Hehehe

 

[the lord's new personal assistant and all his cron]

Surely you are not speaking of us. Now be GONE with you! And go buy our CD, St Peter in Wonderland

 

[Bored At Unemployment]

I'm not talking about you. And no. No CD buying for you.

 

[the lord's new personal assistant and all his cron]

Fine then. Just go buy the platinum edition then of our newest, "you are the crony"

 

[Bored at Unemployment]

Not on your life. Does it LOOK like I have wool?