To All First-Time Voters:

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Morrissey the 23rd

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Welcome to the longest running, uninterrupted democracy on earth!

You own it. It's yours. A few words about how messy it's going to be tomorrow. The lines are going to be long. Bring your iPods. Better yet, bring a friend or two. The election officials have no clue just how many millions are going to show up at the polls. This will be the largest turnout in our lifetime. They don't have enough machines. They are going to have to send for more ballots.

And they are going to make it difficult for you to vote. The new law says if this is your first time voting you must bring ID with you that matches the address you are registered at.

If for some reason they can't find your name on the voting rolls, you have the right to ask for a provisional ballot, which you can fill out and then sort things out later.

If you have any problems at the polling place, please call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. The people there can tell you how to find the precinct where you should be voting, get you legal help if you are denied the right to vote, or answer any other questions you may have.

If you need any help figuring out the ballot, don't be afraid to ask. If you screw up your ballot, you can ask for another one. In fact, the law allows you to screw up your ballot two times before you finally have to submit your final ballot! Be careful to vote on the line that says John F. Kerry/John Edwards. Don't vote for more than one Presidential, Senate or House candidate or you ballot won't be counted. If your polling place has a stub or a receipt from your ballot, make sure they give you one.

Thanks for joining us. Democracy is not a spectator sport. It only works when we all come off the bench and participate.
 
You forgot to put Michael Moron's name at the end of that one

You let Michael Moron do all your thinking for you! LOL!

You'd think you'd pause, considering that Michael Moron referred to that barbarian, Zarqawi, as a "minuteman," and that Usama Bin Laden now Michael Moron's biggest fan (see transcript of Bin LAden's speech).
 

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