Why Morrissey is dead to me

[murder and desire]

that's how people grow up...
Don't blame Morrissey, he's a bit past it.
Aren't we all?

Rather than being dead, it's just he's probably as important as the next rich gay not very bright sheltered veggie bloke...
Hey, he never said he was a genius...

Why gay?
Whats the matter with you

 

[murder and desire]

Yes, he and Jake only happened to sleep in the same bed.

Well, he did say Bi

 

[Media Whore]

I'm astounded that Morrissey's sexuality is still up for debate.

Along with Jake and Morrissey living together, anyone remember Peter Hogg? What about those photos of Spencer and Morrissey naked in bed?

He may be bi but I am yet to hear of a comparable story involving a woman.

 

[murder and desire]

I'm astounded that Morrissey's sexuality is still up for debate.

Along with Jake and Morrissey living together, anyone remember Peter Hogg? What about those photos of Spencer and Morrissey naked in bed?

He may be bi but I am yet to hear of a comparable story involving a woman.

That is simple, Morrissey has a lot of gay fans and they shout the loudest.
Why people insist on him being gay is silly when there has been evidence of him having a GF and doesn't he have one now?

I don't know what he does with his genitals but from those early pen pal letters
to songs like I can Have Both, he claimed he well, likes both

 

[zepfan1]

I'm astounded that Morrissey's sexuality is still up for debate.

Along with Jake and Morrissey living together, anyone remember Peter Hogg? What about those photos of Spencer and Morrissey naked in bed?

He may be bi but I am yet to hear of a comparable story involving a woman.

That is simple, Morrissey has a lot of gay fans and they shout the loudest.
Why people insist on him being gay is silly when there has been evidence of him having a GF and doesn't he have one now?

I don't know what he does with his genitals but from those early pen pal letters
to songs like I can Have Both, he claimed he well, likes both

Please see my reply to a posting a couple of months ago:



UM...

He is bisexual with heterosexual tendencies...


Please see the myriad of random examples:



Q: You're taken for an aesthete. Are you never attracted by plastic beauty? Women’s physiques?
M: I've had a quite late development on this level. Now if I see a beautiful woman I can be attracted like any man. But I find it very embarrassing. It's the same whether it's an attraction to a man or a woman. Nothing seems to go well with me. The concept of attraction doesn't work. Human relations don't work... If I see someone I find attractive, then I flee in the other direction. I'd be absolutely unable to go and talk to this person. What's the use of going and saying that I find this person attractive? It could never go well between us. The few times when I tried to build relationships - when I was younger - they never worked out for very long. So I gave up


From an anonymous source


Oh...by the way...my dad's best friend is the keyboard player for Morrissey. And Morrissey is bisexual for sure. He has attraction for the drummer Matt Chamberlain for sure. Take it for what its worth...believe me or not....

http://www.absolutepunk.net/artists/showlink.php?do=showdetails&l=2042


Will you send me some pornography? Do you HAVE a girlfriend? Do you LIKE girls? I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex.


http://torr.typepad.com/weblog/2008/01/moz-penpal-lett.html




Also please view 20-32 seconds.... awwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlUm7wvR-nk

 

[The Cat's Mother]

UM...

He is bisexual with heterosexual tendencies...

Wouldn't it be a little tricky to be bisexual without them?

 

[zepfan1]

Wouldn't it be a little tricky to be bisexual without them?

HMMM.....................How true...

 

[Barking]

He may be bi but I am yet to hear of a comparable story involving a woman.

All I know is that he turned down Lassie...

Why people insist on him being gay is silly when there has been evidence of him having a GF and doesn't he have one now?

Oh yeh...Jakette! (I'll get my)

Wouldn't it be a little tricky to be bisexual without them?

If Morrissey was bi, don't you think he'd have had a quickie with Feline Wit N' Nice Tits (^) behind a job centre in Hull already? Come to your senses people!!!

(sorry smileys not working )

He only likes poodles.

 

[Media Whore]

That is simple, Morrissey has a lot of gay fans and they shout the loudest.
Why people insist on him being gay is silly when there has been evidence of him having a GF and doesn't he have one now?

Ah yes the vociferous pink army and their propaganda. It's amusing that you find that information hard to swallow but readily believe a "new user" with no corroborating evidence.

Will you send me some pornography? Do you HAVE a girlfriend? Do you LIKE girls? I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex.


http://torr.typepad.com/weblog/2008/01/moz-penpal-lett.html

I suppose you believe he was born in Odessa Texas too?

My bottom line is that actions speak louder than words. When he is found naked in bed with a woman, lives with a woman, takes a woman on tour, has a woman to be his personal "rent-a-hussy" as he has been with men then perhaps I might consider alternatives...but, until then...

 

[Barking]

My bottom line is that actions speak louder than words. When he is found naked in bed with a woman, lives with a woman, takes a woman on tour, has a woman to be his personal "rent-a-hussy" ...

I'll take it further folks! Let's have... a "Prove Morrissey likes them girlies" competition!

a) the day we have definite proof that Morrissey had sex with a woman, I'll buy each moderator on this site not one but two (2) packets of crisps. (Be careful, you'll need to prove it was indeed a woman. Even the answer "Linder!" will be given a medical check.)

b)if we find evidence Morrissey currently has a sexual relationship with a girl, a woman, that sort of thing, I'll buy all my profile friends a nice vegetarian lunch (preferably all together, to get a discount).

c) Finally, if Morrissey has ever had, or is having, a one night stand/ relationship with a female I could call personally "a nice person", I'll buy all Morrissey solo users worldwide an all-inclusive 7-day holiday in Jersey (with a free complimentary tea bag in each bedroom.)

Good luck, super-sleuths!


(PS/ Kewpie, it's salt and vinegar for you is it?)

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I'll take it further folks! Let's have... a "Prove Morrissey likes them girlies" competition!

a) the day we have definite proof that Morrissey had sex with a woman, I'll buy each moderator on this site not one but two (2) packets of crisps. (Be careful, you'll need to prove it was indeed a woman. Even the answer "Linder!" will be given a medical check.)

b)if we find evidence Morrissey currently has a sexual relationship with a girl, a woman, that sort of thing, I'll buy all my profile friends a nice vegetarian lunch (preferably all together, to get a discount).

c) Finally, if Morrissey has ever had, or is having, a one night stand/ relationship with a female I could call personally "a nice person", I'll buy all Morrissey solo users worldwide an all-inclusive 7-day holiday in Jersey (with a free complimentary tea bag in each bedroom.)

Good luck, super-sleuths!


(PS/ Kewpie, it's salt and vinegar for you is it?)

Worcester Sauce flavour (the crisps, not the sex), or I'm not playing.

 

[Barking]

Worcester Sauce flavour (the crisps, not the sex), or I'm not playing.

You got it babe.

There's also mature cheddar and chives for our older competitors.


Wait a minute. You"re not a msolo mod are you? Where is your ID?

Let's not start cheating please! The situation is confusing enough!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

You got it babe.

There's also mature cheddar and chives for our older competitors.


Wait a minute. You"re not a msolo mod are you? Where is your ID?

Let's not start cheating please! The situation is confusing enough!

Sorry. I didn't read the large print.

(You say I can't play and now you taunt me with cheddar and chive crisps. You're inhuman. )

 

[Barking]

Sorry. I didn't read the large print.

(You say I can't play and now you taunt me with cheddar and chive crisps. You're inhuman. )

*Sigh.* Allright. Any morrissey-related site admin/ mod can win the crisps. And the person that brings the proof can have their crumbs when they've finished...

Happy now?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

*Sigh.* Allright. Any morrissey-related site admin/ mod can win the crisps. And the person that brings the proof can have their crumbs when they've finished...

Happy now?

*mumbles with trembling lip*

Might be.

 

[Dave]

listen, some people need to believe one version of this tale, while others are equally devoted to another. if anyone I know said some of the things Morrissey says regarding their sexuality I would Roll My Eyes and say "whatever gurlfriend."

 

[cvete]

Oh yeh...Jakette! (I'll get my)




.

Penelope?

 

[marred]

I love his music but I think he's incredibly hypocritical.

All human beings are hypocritical. Get used to it.

 

[marred]

I'll take it further folks! Let's have... a "Prove Morrissey likes them girlies" competition!

a) the day we have definite proof that Morrissey had sex with a woman, I'll buy each moderator on this site not one but two (2) packets of crisps. (Be careful, you'll need to prove it was indeed a woman. Even the answer "Linder!" will be given a medical check.)

b)if we find evidence Morrissey currently has a sexual relationship with a girl, a woman, that sort of thing, I'll buy all my profile friends a nice vegetarian lunch (preferably all together, to get a discount).

c) Finally, if Morrissey has ever had, or is having, a one night stand/ relationship with a female I could call personally "a nice person", I'll buy all Morrissey solo users worldwide an all-inclusive 7-day holiday in Jersey (with a free complimentary tea bag in each bedroom.)

Good luck, super-sleuths!


(PS/ Kewpie, it's salt and vinegar for you is it?)

It's so called Morrissey fans like this that make me lament the days of pre internet when I just assumed they were all intelligent, charming and sensitive beings, but alas I was wrong.

 

[Barking]

It's so called Morrissey fans like this that make me lament the days of pre internet when I just assumed they were all intelligent, charming and sensitive beings, but alas I was wrong.

Hey, I feel your pain. Before internet days, I thought all Morrissey fans would be intelligent, sensitive, and charming to me (as they should be). How wrong I was...

You've got everyone on here figure out Marred. Haven't you?



edit/ thanks for making the Official Most Miserable Day of the Year just a little bit brighter. Without you, it would have been shite...