"oh oh oo oh oh oh oooh oh oh ohhhhh!
now then, now then now then gus'n'gals, guys'n'gals, guys'n'gals
we have had a lovely, lovely lovely letter from a lovely Brummie comedian who writes "Dear Jim , I am a long-haired Brummie psychopath, extremely bitter, never-was, has-been who is too stupid to know when his career is finally over..can you fix it for me to have lots of lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely people come to my lovely, lovely lovely comedy show at 'Morrissey-Solo.com' website in December [check website for details] by playing a lovely, controversial forum post from my 2008 album "Brum Enarf Bostin!" Well, Mr BrummieBoy, your wish is my command!
and, er, just on a very personal note can I just say that although a lot of people think i've been very naughty, can i just say that of the 300 forum members i had sex with, most of them were dead, and all of them were white! er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er!"
@reality bites, mcrickson & Skylarker, and !Viva/NHNS the conjoined lovely,lovely,lovely lovey-dovey couple:
thanks 4 playing the game! FOR 4 WHOLE f***ING YEARZ! immortal 'obvious troll is obvious' not spotted. ah did it 4 teh lulz, bitchez!
"Oi, Sharon! Get rid of the last email notifications stuff to these sites, I don't want it clutterin up me Sabbath stuff!"
"Sorry Boss! will do!"
ps: Shazza here, i'm supposed to link to some 'immortal' post from back in the day, but I can't find it and can't be arsed to. he's outta here, on to a 'higher plane'. I've no idea why he found u all so funny n spent so much time here while he was fighting cancer'n'shit, but he's just had the all clear, well-not all clear, that's not for 5 years, but y'know what i mean....he's 'back in the saddle', f***in'n'buckin like a bronco. ain't heard any Moz stuff in this place for ages, it's non-stop 'Rats In The Cellar' and 'Paranoid'. He says emo-dweeb-twinks can't suck for toffee, and the girls can't shag their way out of a paper bag! I got out of the mental hospital, i've got a full-time gig here. I'll be in the 'BrummieStyle' video wotz coming, he sez Psy ripped him off n' he's the real Elvis is not MJ re-incarnation. He's a nut-case. You're better off without him. Anyway, gotta go, the Police will be here in a while, as BrummieBoy is "assisting them with their enquiries". That only means what it says it means 'assisting them with their enquiries'. He's no paedo child-bender but he has info on a few. He had to do a lot of 'assisting police with their enquiries" these days, with lots of other great comics and performers from the 70s. Don't mean that they guilty or he guilty either. A paedo is not a hebo, and a witness is not a suspect, etc. And, he WAS a bit of a wild'un in the 70s "little BrummieBoy never once gave it away......Sunday Morning.....".....lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'keep calm and carry on: stiff upper lip
good-bye. toodle-pip! cheerio! tara-a-bit
lol lulz yeeep! and all that crap!
OVER AND OUT 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
We do forgive. We do forget. Do not expect us
For and on behalf of 'TheBrummieBoyProjectTeam' - 'BrummieBoy remains without a recording contract-by choice!'
'Sadowitz on Savile'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQX3PzZ94NU