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"He's dead, isn't he?" My Dad's classic response, when I told him I was going to a Morrissey concert. Pa had mistaken him for Jim Morrison of The Doors.
I remember my wifes boss telling her colleagues (during the Boxers tour) that she had to take some time off to go and see Jim Morrison. He was so clueless, he had no idea he was dead!