Well, obviously I wouldn't be seated next to him because I never fly first class. But saying that happened....
Who is seated first? Do I have to ask him to get up so I can sit down? Oh, god. That would be awful. Do I try and hide my Morrissey T-shirt from him or not? Ummmmmm, I think no, just because seeing it will allow him to mentally prepare for whatever follows. OK, so he sees my T-shirt and realizes I'm a fan. Actually, in my fantasy I'm in the aisle seat, so that if he has to get up, he has to say at least two words to me. Or at least make some sort of a motion in my direction.
I distract myself at first by doing my normal flight things - getting my book out (oh, god, what if it's a Morrissey book I have?), making sure a pen is handy (for the crossword in the inflight magazine), and stowing my backpack under the seat in front of me. I'd probably grab my sharpie too. At this point I would be sweating bullets, breathing fast, and unable to think of anything other than "Oh my god it's morrissey," over and over again. Would he recognize me from concerts? Possibly. I'd probably say something stupid like, "Morrissey, you look great! I love you!" and then pointedly stare at my book in embarrassment. I don't think I'd be able to manage a coherent conversation. I'd spend most of the flight being silent and trying to sit as far away from him as possible to try and make him feel not stalked. About hour seven I'd probably get up the nerve to ask him for an autograph, now that I've left him alone for most of the flight. I also would probably be thinking that if the plane crashed to die by his side would be a heavenly way to die...
I"ve watched them all on dvd and for Xmas I got Kat von D's perfume, Saint. I wanted Sinner but the Sephora person talked my parents into getting Saint instead. They all agreed it smelled better.
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Julie - You're Morrissey's fairy godmother. He wants you to change him into someone else for the evening so that he may experience another kind of life. He trusts you not to harm him. Who do you turn him into and what will he experience that evening... And why did you choose this life for him?
Hmmm....something different, eh?
I'd make him a high court judge for the day with the ability to reverse all previous decisions....and the power to bring swift justice to those who have wronged him with one stroke of his pen.
And when that's all taken care of, he'd doff the robes and spend the night covered in glitter, being wooed in the way he deserves to be wooed by a person of deep intelligence and sublime beauty. (Well, this is the Frink thread ).
Hmmm....something different, eh?
I'd make him a high court judge for the day with the ability to reverse all previous decisions....and the power to bring swift justice to those who have wronged him with one stroke of his pen.
And when that's all taken care of, he'd doff the robes and spend the night covered in glitter, being wooed in the way he deserves to be wooed by a person of deep intelligence and sublime beauty. (Well, this is the Frink thread ).
Hmmm....something different, eh?
I'd make him a high court judge for the day with the ability to reverse all previous decisions....and the power to bring swift justice to those who have wronged him with one stroke of his pen.
And when that's all taken care of, he'd doff the robes and spend the night covered in glitter, being wooed in the way he deserves to be wooed by a person of deep intelligence and sublime beauty. (Well, this is the Frink thread ).
Spydy - You are granted the magical power to change one thing about Morrissey. What do you change... And in what way? And what do you hope the outcome will be?
Oh my word. I'm going to have to ponder this while I'm at work today. I'll stick a disclaimer on it, saying of course I'd never want to change aaanything about him, but as this is pure fantasy...
Really? I think he's aged well, but a bit too fast. He's beautiful, but he does look his age. IMO.He looks unbeleivably young and lovely here (even more so than usual)- sometimes I wonder if he has a ravaged portrait hidden in the attic.
Oh, and can I play Truth or Dare too? I choose truth.
Really? I think he's aged well, but a bit too fast. He's beautiful, but he does look his age. IMO.
MEME TIME!!!
Julie and I were inspired by a meme on Facebook. Here's my version. Create a 100% true sentence about yourself using the formula below:
And now the Frink version....
Oh, and can I play Truth or Dare too? I choose truth.
You are a talented photographer just assigned to the task of photographing Morrissey for a 10 page photo spread in Vanity Fair. You have complete creative freedom. Describe your photos.
Thankyou for that lovely mental image.
Robes off, glitter on. Me likey!